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Postby mikey » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:13 pm

Hmph, even worse than normal THN slop...

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Postby Gaucho » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:15 pm

It's a mock draft, mikey.

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Postby mikey » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:21 pm

I'm aware...I was expecting it to make some sense...I mean, come on, Adam Larsson...? The top pairing d-man that they traded Taylor Hall for...? Get the hell out of here...and then things like Curtis Lazar (who won't be in the league then) just show that they put as much effort into that as I did putting on pants this morning...

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Postby Gaucho » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:24 pm

;)

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Postby columbia » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:28 pm

THN is like Stan Fischler: spoiled information consumers aren’t historically aware enough to properly defer (regardless of their current state).

I hate spoiled children, btw.

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Postby Kaiser » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:03 am

I know I'd want half my expansion team to be on the cusp of retirement.

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Postby iamjs » Wed May 09, 2018 5:24 pm

Nobody is taking Brent Seabrook, especially two seasons from now. Ditto Bobby Ryan.

I'm not even sure if they'll be with their current teams if there's a chance for the NHL or the PA to opt out of the CBA next September.

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Postby Kaiser » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:33 pm

Dave Tippett hired in Seattle to help set up operations.

https://nhltoseattle.com/2018/06/19/dav ... oundation/

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Postby Kaiser » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:04 pm

Arena deal complete.

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Postby Factorial » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:28 pm

Seattle System Admins
Or better yet, the "root".

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Postby Shyster » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:42 pm

Seattle Hipsters. The uniforms would be plaid and every player's helmet would have a man bun glued to the back. Adidas is tasked with coming up with "skinny" hockey pants.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:27 am

Sounds v lit, tbh.

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Postby dodint » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:32 am

"skinny" hockey pants.
Image

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Postby Kaiser » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:51 pm

Unanimous vote, Seattle is franchise 32.

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Postby count2infinity » Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:07 pm

itshappening.gif

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:19 pm

Is Kaiser officially off the Pens fandom in the 2021 season?

Exciting stuff though. I think they'll be a good market

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:19 pm

Move Florida and Arizona to Portland and Quebec and we're set tbh

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Postby mikey » Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:30 pm

Yeah, Kaiser, what's gonna be fella? If I'm not mistaken your wife posts here as well sometimes...do we need to pump out another Cup before 2021 to keep yous on board or what...?

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Postby Kaiser » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:35 am

It would feel more like home if you could subtract most, if not all championships, thx.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:08 pm

Names:
The ownership group registered trademarks for 13 potential names last winter, in alphabetical order: Seattle Cougars, Seattle Eagles, Seattle Emeralds, Seattle Evergreens, Seattle Firebirds, Seattle Kraken, Seattle Rainiers, Seattle Renegades, Seattle Sea Lions, Seattle Seals, Seattle Sockeyes, Seattle Totems and Seattle Whales.

It’s possible that the final name isn’t on that list, of course. In a poll conducted this fall, Seattle Times readers favored Sockeyes and Totems, with Metropolitans and Steelheads—two names not trademarked by the franchise—close behind. Metropolitans, the name of the Seattle team that became the first American club to win the Stanley Cup in 1917, seems unlikely, though, because the NHL already has a Metropolitan Division in the Eastern Conference.

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Postby MR25 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:15 pm

'Ctrl+F Rain City dodint Pigeons'

'No Results Found'

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Postby dodint » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:16 pm

Woof.

Kraken, I guess. All bad though.

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:18 pm

Seals, Kraken or Rainiers.. they all suck though

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Postby mikey » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:51 pm

No Metropolitans is garbage...

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Postby meow » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:03 pm

I’m on board with Sockeyes

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