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Postby meow » Sat Nov 13, 2021 7:48 am

Yo that pass was absolute filth

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Postby willeyeam » Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:58 am

mmmmm

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Postby willeyeam » Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:27 pm

Lol

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That's like the kind of pr0n where the dude moans too much

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:13 pm

where the only camera view is underneath the nutsack

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Postby King Colby » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:13 am

What sets this one apart for me is that he's moving so fast yet still is able to release a shot so quick and powerful that one of the best goalies in the league didn't even react until the puck was in the net.

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:15 am

ridiculous

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Postby meow » Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:34 pm

McDavid’s shot itself is unremarkable. It isn’t particularly accurate or hard. But the amount of speed he attacks with takes that shot from meh to bananalands

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:36 am

likely a dumb question but why don't any of the defenders on any of these play the body? albeit McDavid is probably a thousand times faster on the ice than he looks on camera but waving your stick around isn't going to do **** with him either

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Postby mikey » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:40 am

You try to hit him...

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Postby meow » Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:37 pm

MIMH is onto something here. Try to hit the guy going twice as fast as everyone else? Brilliant!

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:26 pm

yeah but the fast guy is skating toward to the spot that you already are

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Postby mikey » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:30 pm

I don't mean this as any sort of slight...but I don't think you're good enough or at the proper angle to even interpret all of the misdirection and deception that McDavid is throwing at these guys that are causing all of these micro-adjustments that are opening them up to getting walked...

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:11 pm

I don’t even disagree. McDavid is substantially faster than an average NHL defensemen; never mind how much faster he is than me which is likely order of magnitudes faster

that said, I would be surprised if the alleged best defense of one of the best, if not the best, stick handlers in the world was to generically wave your stick around like you’re trying to direct a Southwest Airlines aircraft at an airport

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Postby willeyeam » Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:06 am

Post needs more italics imo

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Postby mikey » Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:13 am

I don't mean your skating speed, I mean your eyes' ability to detect what he's doing to create these situations...

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