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Postby meow » Fri May 07, 2021 10:43 am

You can’t love Carey Price AND love Hasek. It’s not possible

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri May 07, 2021 11:11 am

the pop that Hasek got in the first clip is so good. it's a super dangerous/dirty play but still great

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Fri May 07, 2021 11:17 am

You can’t love Carey Price AND love Hasek. It’s not possible
Swing both ways ya prude. Not all goaltending needs to be missionary.

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Postby meow » Fri May 07, 2021 11:49 am

:lol:

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Postby mikey » Fri May 07, 2021 11:56 am

I generally don't like Hasek style goalies...but there was more to Hasek's game than meets the eye and he "cheats" the game at such a ridiculous level that you have to acknowledge it.

It's why I'm a big defender of Letang...sure, I think hockey IQ is the best thing imaginable, and his only around average...but he recovers so incredibly well that you have to just roll with it...

In closing, shut up, meow. Thank you.

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Postby meow » Fri May 07, 2021 12:13 pm

I don’t need this

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri May 07, 2021 4:43 pm

Did Hasek ever just get steamrolled when he came 30 feet out of his goal like that?

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Postby meow » Fri May 07, 2021 4:52 pm

It’s tough to steamroll all that gear when it’s coming at you like that. Goalies get blown up when they are standing still

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Postby shmenguin » Fri May 07, 2021 5:19 pm

What’s the move there. Like it’s a combination of predicting that a pass is coming and also seeing the recipients head turn?

I don’t remember him failing at it.

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Postby meow » Fri May 07, 2021 5:28 pm

Are you asking me? Because I have no idea. That’s like asking what is going through a serial killer’s head. I can’t relate.

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Postby mikey » Fri May 07, 2021 7:24 pm

It's just the longest pokecheck...it's a combination of anticipation and eyes being down...

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Postby willeyeam » Sun May 09, 2021 10:22 am

Hahaha oh no Phil

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Postby Gaucho » Sun May 09, 2021 7:21 pm

ouch

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Sun May 09, 2021 8:36 pm

Doing all that while skating backwards makes my brain hurt.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu May 13, 2021 3:35 pm

for as good as a skater as Phil is, I don't understand how he doesn't move his **** skate in the way of the puck

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Postby meow » Thu May 13, 2021 3:38 pm

That’s nice and all, but EK doesn’t keep it in the zone.

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Postby dodint » Thu May 13, 2021 3:42 pm

That’s nice and all, but EK doesn’t keep it in the zone.
I wasn't going to say it but since you did, yeah, it's ultimately dumb.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu May 13, 2021 3:56 pm

to me that clip is less about Karlsson being good and more Phil sucking at defense

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Postby MR25 » Thu May 13, 2021 4:01 pm

Phil did his job. What Karlsson did was flashy but ultimately Phil kept him to the outside of the zone, didn't give up a chance, and then Karlsson ended up taking it out of the zone anyway...

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Postby meow » Thu May 13, 2021 4:12 pm

Just clip it so you don’t see the puck come out, then I’m onboard with calling it hockey pron

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Postby shmenguin » Thu May 13, 2021 4:16 pm

The puck stays in. There’s another clip out there.

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Postby meow » Thu May 13, 2021 4:41 pm

I thought I saw it come out in another clip..?

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu May 13, 2021 4:59 pm

it stays in:


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Postby Gaucho » Thu May 13, 2021 5:16 pm

ha!

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