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Postby columbia » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:25 pm

It sounds like a win win for everyone. :pop:

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Postby Craig » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:32 pm

Thats pretty excellent.

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Postby Tico Rick » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:35 pm

It sounds like a win win for everyone. :pop:
Except for Domink Rudl, I suppose.

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Postby Craig » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:51 pm

Maybe its a special thrill for him.

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Postby meow » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:53 pm

I would imagine Rudl is pretty excited.

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Postby nocera » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:03 pm

"If you don't pay me, the whole world will know that you single/unattached S.O.B. had sex with a legal-aged model."

The blackmailer didn't really think this one through.

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:32 pm

I just read this story, and I was like "Whaaaa?"

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Postby Tico Rick » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:39 pm

A lot of Jagr blackmail selfie memes going around Instagram, apparently:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... 39838.html

The last one is my favorite.

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Postby columbia » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:11 pm

This just highlights how boring Crosby is.

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Postby Tico Rick » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:38 pm

Oh, Sid gets around.
Image

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:15 pm

If my girlfriend porked Jagr, I'd be mad at her for not inviting me

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Postby Algernon » Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:23 pm

If my girlfriend porked Jagr, I'd be mad at her for not inviting me
Why am I not surprised that you of all posters make the cuckold joke

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:29 pm

it's not cuckold if I participate

I'm not even gay. (not that there isn't anything wrong with that)

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Postby llipgh2 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:09 am

This just highlights how boring Crosby is.
Not boring. Just really in control of his image.

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Postby Silentom » Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:11 am

If my girlfriend porked Jagr, I'd be mad at her for not inviting me
Is that you Lesky? :slug:

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Postby NAN » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:15 pm

Attempt to blackmail Jagr:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... soc_trk=tw

So the girl was 18, and Jagr is single. How you going to blackmail him?
Definitely should retire Jagr's number after this.

Banged a hot model, she tries to blackmail him, he doesn't give a crap, she has boyfriend that is probably upset.

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Postby NAN » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:17 pm

This just highlights how boring Crosby is.
Not boring. Just really in control of his image.
Any details. :pop:

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Postby llipgh2 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:21 pm

This just highlights how boring Crosby is.
Not boring. Just really in control of his image.
Any details. :pop:
I meant you never hear anything about Sid. Ever. He doesn't go on social media. You don't hear wild rumors. The only remotely scandalous item about him was a fake story about a Porshe and speeding. Oh, and supposedly cutting in line at the DMV. That's it.

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Postby NAN » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:31 pm

This just highlights how boring Crosby is.
Not boring. Just really in control of his image.
Any details. :pop:
I meant you never hear anything about Sid. Ever. He doesn't go on social media. You don't hear wild rumors. The only remotely scandalous item about him was a fake story about a Porshe and speeding. Oh, and supposedly cutting in line at the DMV. That's it.
Oh, I thought you were trying to hint that you hooked up with him. :P

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Postby llipgh2 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:35 pm

This just highlights how boring Crosby is.
Not boring. Just really in control of his image.
Any details. :pop:
I meant you never hear anything about Sid. Ever. He doesn't go on social media. You don't hear wild rumors. The only remotely scandalous item about him was a fake story about a Porshe and speeding. Oh, and supposedly cutting in line at the DMV. That's it.
Oh, I thought you were trying to hint that you hooked up with him. :P
Yes, because it's the goal of every millionaire athlete to hook up with someone old enough to be their mom. :lol:

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:58 pm

Attempt to blackmail Jagr:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... soc_trk=tw

So the girl was 18, and Jagr is single. How you going to blackmail him?
Definitely should retire Jagr's number after this.

Banged a hot model, she tries to blackmail him, he doesn't give a crap, she has boyfriend that is probably upset.
she didn't blackmail him, she posted that picture somewhere and someone else tried to blackmail him

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Postby NAN » Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:44 pm

Jagr growing the mullet out.

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Postby Tomas » Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:18 pm

Dave Molinari gets interviewed (!) by Czech "Sport" daily about Jagr:

http://isport.blesk.cz/clanek/hokej-nhl ... rosby.html

He mentions that Lemieux was "furious" when Molinari picked Pronger for the MVP award.

("Sport" does not allow Google Translate - BUT you can get the translation if you open the article in Google Chrome, and select "Do you want to translate this page?" )

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Postby iamjs » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:26 pm

Even if Jagr retires sooner rather than later, there are already so many amazing facts about his scoring and longevity.

-- Jagr has been playing longer than nine NHL teams have even existed, including his own.

-- When Panthers teammate Aaron Ekblad was born, Jagr had 525 NHL points, won an Art Ross Trophy and won the Stanley Cup twice.

-- For two decades, from 1980-81 through 2000-01, Jagr was one of three players to win the Art Ross Trophy; Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux were the others.

-- Guy Lafleur played NHL games against Jagr and Howe, who was born in 1928.

-- Jagr has scored more goals since turning 40 than all but three of his Florida teammates have scored in their NHL careers.

Before this season is complete, Jagr may pass Hull for third in NHL goals, and Howe for third in NHL scoring (this despite playing three seasons in the Kontinental Hockey League, from 2008-11).
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=7907 ... pid=nhl-fb

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