Las Vegas [random word] Knights Locker Room

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:29 am

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This has to be a joke, right? It's embarrassingly hilarious.

At this time next year, Las Vegas will be just beginning its first season with an NHL team.

Although some finishing touches will be put on before training camp next September, the team's home locker room at T-Mobile Arena is looking almost ready to go.

Take a look inside our team's eventual home locker room below, starting with the primary dressing area.

There's even a separate room for players to change out of their street clothes, to keep their personal possessions and hockey gear separate.

The locker room wouldn't be complete without a state-of-the-art therapy area.

The room also will have its own space for players to receive medical attention.

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:31 am

Do they play at a high school arena? Somebody should tweet them pictures of a real locker room.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:35 am

It doesn't even look like a locker room. It looks like a conference room at literally any Holiday Inn Express in the country.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:37 am

What NTP66 was my first thought...I have a nicer locker room at Penn...surely, with a year to go, they'll have something better...

I won't be able to do it at work, but someone should tweet them the Pens "In the Room" series so that they can make some comparisons...

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:42 am

I'm deeply impressed.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:42 am

depressed*

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:54 am

They probably even have a brand new Nespresso machine.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:56 am

no god damned way

Postby **dodint** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:57 am

URL is hard denied on my enterprise, probably because it has Vegas in it.

Postby **llipgh2** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:13 am

What a ridiculously average locker room. Apparently they didn't seek any input from NHL teams.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:22 am

URL is hard denied on my enterprise, probably because it has Vegas in it.

Enjoy:

Postby **dodint** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:24 am

Hey, that's fancy ****. This folding chairs are padded generously.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:25 am

Yeah, I'm sure everyone will be comfortable when they start discussing "Synergy in the Workplace: All Hands on Deck".

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:31 am

The RMU basketball team has a nicer freaking locker room than that shitpile.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:47 am

#lockerroomtalk

Postby **dodint** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:49 am

It's so bad it makes me want to take my balls out to pee.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:51 am

Oh by the way, we just hired someone and I happened to be in the bathroom at the same time as him and I definitely heard a belt unbuckle at the urinal...I'm assuming he was just doing some maintenance and that's not actually how he conducts his business, but a second time will definitely cause me to re-run the criminal background check we did on him...

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:52 am

https://twitter.com/VegasHockeyNHL/stat ... 9893291008
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Postby **columbia** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:53 am

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:54 am

Precisely...people that get naked at a urinal are likely pedophiles...

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:49 pm

That franchise is off to a good start. I look forward to their announcement of hiring Doc McStuffins as their team physician.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:54 pm

Their mascot will probably be a clown. They'll call it a Jester, but we'll all know.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:55 pm

You and I both know that their mascot is going to be a walking Plan B box.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:10 pm

That's going to make for a great plush toy.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:29 pm

the article literally has this sentence and then a picture of a depressingly small and empty room

The head coach will have his own office, too.