Hockey Randomness

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:50 pm

The eff? I hope Colorado gets it with Ottawa's pick

Postby **Beveridge** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:02 pm

My money is on Detroit getting top pick.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:05 pm

They should just give the Oilers the top pick every year until they eventually give up and fold.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:09 pm

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:10 pm

**** dodint beat me to that gif.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:22 pm

Which reminds me, Taylor Hall, UFA after next season, has already told Shero to get to work or else.

Postby **shmenguin** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:46 pm

I’m not enjoyIng mcdavid sitting in his living room in April. I would like Edmonton to make some deep runs. I hope they get the #1

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:23 pm

Edmonton isn't in the playoffs because of stupid decision making by the ownership. They've had plenty of top picks to be a contender.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:35 pm

No, they missed the playoffs because Tobias Rieder didn't score six goals.

Postby **Tomas** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:39 pm

Jagr's "one more year in the Extraleague quest", after 6 out of 12 rounds completed:
.......................................G W OTW OTL L Score Points
1. HC Dynamo Pardubice 6 5 0 0 1 26:9 15
2. Rytíři Kladno 6 4 0 0 2 14:14 12
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3. Piráti Chomutov 6 2 0 1 3 11:21 7
4. HC Motor České Budějovice 6 0 1 0 5 12:19 2

Jagr with 2G+2A in 6 games, happy guy (https://isport.blesk.cz/clanek/vip-spor ... kanec.html )

with 1+5 in 6 games.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:19 pm

https://www.tsn.ca/voynov-suspended-for ... -1.1287724

Former Los Angeles Kings defenceman has been suspended for the entire 2019-20 season and 2020 postseason for unacceptable off-ice conduct, the NHL announced on Tuesday.

Voynov was previously suspended indefinitely by the league following an arrest on Oct. 20, 2014.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:45 pm

What did he do? Dine alone with a woman?

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:08 pm

Beat the tar out of his wife/girlfriend...

Postby **Tomas** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:50 pm

What did he do? Dine alone with a woman?

He is in the middle of an extremely nasty , very public divorce with his pop star wife who is still in Canada (both he and his wife trash each other in tabloids all the time, kids are used as blackmail chips, their passports confiscated, etc.) . Meanwhile, in Prague, he is very publicly dating tennis star (multiple Grand Slam winner) Lucie Safarova....

Postby **MR25** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:09 pm

Who, Jagr or Voynov?

Voynov beat the crap out of his wife. He shouldn't be allowed back in the league.

Postby **Tomas** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:30 pm

Who, Jagr or Voynov?

Voynov beat the crap out of his wife. He shouldn't be allowed back in the league.

Damn, my bad, I thought the poster was referring to the link I posted with paparazzi pics of Plekanec dining and walking around/posing with his girlfriend. Did not notice the wife beater Voynov post. Sorry for confusion...

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:11 pm

The Devils/[not Oilers] won the draft lottery. Yay!

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:11 pm

We've really matured as a fan base...absolutely no lottery talk.

(Edit: Hmph...not deleting this...)

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:12 pm

Suck my nuts, mikey.

2019 NHL DRAFT ORDER

1. New Jersey Devils
2. New York Rangers
3. Chicago Blackhawks
4. Colorado Avalanche (from the Ottawa Senators)
5. Los Angeles Kings
6. Detroit Red Wings
7. Buffalo Sabres
8. Edmonton Oilers
9. Anaheim Ducks
10. Vancouver Canucks
11. Philadelphia Flyers
12. Minnesota Wild
13. Florida Panthers
14. Arizona Coyotes
15. Montreal Canadiens

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:16 pm

How can the Wild lose at everything? Would be much happier if their position was swapped with Chicago.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:27 pm

Minnesota's franchise is just the most average thing in history...it wears khakis...it tucks things into jeans...its favor ice cream flavor is unflavored...they should have a beige jersey with no logo, use it both home and away...

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:30 pm

Having a pasty white donut man who has never won a thing in the NHL ever for a head coach doesn't help.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:34 pm

I bet they don't even have 10,000 lakes...the whole state is a hoax...

Postby **MR25** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:40 pm

The Vancouver Canucks have the worst combined record over the past 5 years, but have never picked lower than 5th overall.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:08 pm

The **** Hawks manage to jump from 12th to 3rd.