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Postby willeyeam » Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:49 pm

that's great

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Postby iamjs » Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:54 pm

so I wasn't the only one who thought meow

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Postby mikey » Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:57 pm

Yeah, that's even dumber yet. But, yes, I saw that. It's basically like saying, "guys, it's not that bad, I was wearing the 'Kick Me' sign on my chest"...I've seen some bad lists (even given the self-imposed fog of war that he's put on it), this may well be the worst list I've ever seen...it's a complete random number generator...

In fact...hang on a second brb...
Random number generator...I took all Americans that played 700+ games and sorted them points and then made a 20-cell random number generator in Excel...here's the list...

Keith Yandle
Ryan Kesler
Keith Carney
Sean Hill
Kyle Okposo
Bobby Ryan
Tim Gleason
Brian Leetch
Jason Blake
John LeClair
Chris Chelios
Eric Weinrich
Jeff Halpern
Ryan Suter
Shawn McEachern
Chris Higgins
Alex Goligoski
David Backes
Derian Hatcher
Marty Reasoner

Hmm, looks like I might have stumbled upon his formula...

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:01 pm

Jason Blake, top 10 most punchable face.

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Postby mikey » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:04 pm

Oh for sure...

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Postby mikey » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:06 pm

Lot of d-men on the move today...

Joey Keane to Carolina, massive human Julien Gauthier going back to NYR...
Brenden Dillon (50%) to Washington, 2 and a conditional 3 going back to SJ...Dillon is another Gudas for them...
Marco Scandella to St. Louis, a 2 and a conditional 4 going back to Mtl...not dissimilar to Dillon really, Blues give up the 4 if they win 2 rounds...
Dylan DeMelo to Winnipeg, a 3 going back to Ottawa...

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Postby crusherstasiak » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:15 pm

Lot of d-men on the move today...

Joey Keane to Carolina, massive human Julien Gauthier going back to NYR...
Brenden Dillon (50%) to Washington, 2 and a conditional 3 going back to SJ...Dillon is another Gudas for them...
Marco Scandella to St. Louis, a 2 and a conditional 4 going back to Mtl...not dissimilar to Dillon really, Blues give up the 4 if they win 2 rounds...
Dylan DeMelo to Winnipeg, a 3 going back to Ottawa...
welp, gudas wilson dillon kempney hathaway and oshie
6 rat*******s on the same team

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Postby mikey » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:22 pm

Yes...except, replace Kempny with either Ovechkin or no one...has Kempny ever taken a penalty in his career? haha

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Postby meow » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:31 pm

Gauthier is your typical power forward. Massively huge and a speedster that takes it to the hoop like an angry old man trying to send back soup a lot a deli. Problem is he only plays 1 of his every 7 shifts

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Postby mikey » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:35 pm

The Rangers got their Nolan Foote too...

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Postby faftorial » Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:00 pm

a case I would buy...and I think it's a case that the majority would make if the Rangers had kept the right goalie in the 1992 expansion draft...
Richter?

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:08 pm

It’s not done yet, but VGK and LA are working to try to finalize a deal that would send defenceman Alec Martinez to the Golden Knights. Most telling sign will be if Martinez is in or out of the Kings’ lineup tonight vs. WPG.

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Postby Gaucho » Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:11 pm

ok, Bob

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Postby meow » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:10 pm

LBL thinks he’s the only one that has twitter and follows the Bobfather

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:27 pm

Or some people can't view embedded tweets and was too lazy to link the url...

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Postby NTP66 » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:56 pm

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Postby mikey » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:58 pm

a case I would buy...and I think it's a case that the majority would make if the Rangers had kept the right goalie in the 1992 expansion draft...
Richter?
I believe that Beezer was the better goalie...Richter was a little younger, fine...and I don't know their contracts...but Beezer with the '94 through '97 that Richter had in NY...that's a HOFer...now, neither of them make it...

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Postby mikey » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:59 pm

Or some people can't view embedded tweets and was too lazy to link the url...
TYFYS :thumb:

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Postby Gaucho » Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:53 pm

Boeser possibly out for the season.

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Postby mikey » Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:58 pm

Yeah, I touched on that in response to the Toffoli trade criticism earlier...that's a big blow...but they got a very, very similar player in Toff...

If Toff falls off a little and becomes a third liner, he is gonna rich in VanCity...

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Postby FistOfCaufield » Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:31 am

Im listening to Glenn Healy talk about the 93 islander series.

I remember one of the most poorly officiated series I've ever seen.

Typical NHL... probably ruined a Lemieux vs Gretzky matchup because they just love 4th line trash competing with clutch and grab.

They had Brian Burke on a few weeks ago - guy was a neanderthal... he should in no way ever be around anything related to the NHL as a league.
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Postby crusherstasiak » Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:41 pm

Im listening to Glenn Healy talk about the 93 islander series.

I remember one of the most poorly officiated series I've ever seen.

Typical NHL... probably ruined a Lemieux vs Gretzky matchup because they just love 4th line trash competing witch clutch and grab.
That's where I stopped listening because nearly 30 yrs later it still rankles but imo Barasso was the main reason they lost -particularly his play in the 3rd period of game 6

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Postby mikey » Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:15 pm

Good deal for Toronto. Marchment is not an NHLer...

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:20 pm

Panthers GM Dale Tallon tells me the agent for Denis Malgin had asked him several times for a trade out of Florida. He got his wish.

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