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Postby the wicked child » Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:08 am

Victim blaming ftl.

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:29 am

That’s not it at all.

It’s a self preservation thing.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:33 am

If he didn't want hit, he shouldn't have dressed like that.

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Postby Jim » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:07 pm

But that's literally the definition of a sucker punch.
suck·er punch
noun
noun: sucker punch; plural noun: sucker punches; noun: suckerpunch; plural noun: suckerpunches
1.
an unexpected punch or blow.
verb
verb: sucker punch; 3rd person present: sucker punches; gerund or present participle: sucker punching; past tense: sucker punched; past participle: sucker punched
1.
hit (someone) with an unexpected punch or blow.
"Joe sucker-punched him and knocked him out"
Or the Merriam-Webster definition:
sucker punch verb
Definition of Sucker Punch
transitive verb
: to punch (a person) suddenly without warning and often without apparent provocation

What you have actually done is supported my side of the discussion, thank you. When you have slashed someone across the hands there is provocation. When the other person has squared up in front of you and dropped his gloves there is warning.

That was NOT a sucker punch in any way shape or form.

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Postby Jim » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:09 pm

He's not even looking at him...he's looking around like "is this pigeon really gripping me up, right now? I don't want any part of this...and it's preseason, you piece of trash..."

It's a cheap shot from a cheap player and he's gonna get suspended for it...
Not saying that it isn't a cheap shot... but it's not a sucker punch, at all.

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Postby Jim » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:10 pm

Yeah, Jim, you suckerpunching chump.

I've been suckerpunched before, but never done the suckerpunching.

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:22 pm

If he didn't want hit, he shouldn't have dressed like that.
“Maybe you’re not a whore, but you are wearing a whore’s costume”

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Postby nocera » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:21 pm

Raanta's new pads.

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Postby mikey » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:35 pm

Wow, I need a whole sack of kitty litter to soak up what I just did in my pants...

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Postby meow » Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:14 pm

Most of the Brians designs do nothing for me - I’m the guy that Reebok told I couldn’t have their logo in white on my white pads - but sweet sassy molassey that things rev my engine. Hatchi matchi

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Postby grunthy » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:17 pm

Going to the panthers vs stars preseason game in Tulsa. First time Tulsa has hosted a game. Should be fun.

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Postby mikey » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:40 am

The Flyers new mascot is - fittingly - a freaky, overweight muppet...woof...

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Postby nocera » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:16 pm

You weren't kidding.

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He looks like Scott Hartnell.

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Postby nocera » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:18 pm

Oh god. The video is even better. He has googly eyes.

https://twitter.com/NHLFlyers/status/10 ... 0485774336

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Postby robbiestoupe » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:29 pm

It even bobbles its head like a concussed Lindros

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Postby mikey » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:33 pm

It looks like one of the muppet babies...the one that could somehow drum...got hooked on meth and then carried out the normal "child star" track...

I mean, they know mascots don't play the game right...? They are there to entertain the six year olds who aren't entertained by Jori Lehtera...not to go all game 7 on anyone...what an overweight freakshow...

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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:33 pm

Wow, Jake Voracek put on a lot of weight.

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Postby dodint » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:35 pm

As a resident of a city that has Steely McBeam as a mascot I shouldn't talk ****; but, wow, that is ****.

The CBS article had my uncontrollably laughing, so good.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:37 pm

How do you convince a company to spend money on that? Serious question.

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Postby dodint » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:40 pm

That thread, :lol:

It's self-aware. I suddenly want to go to that terrible outdoor game now just to see this thing. :lol:

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Postby nocera » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:42 pm

Could be worse, I guess. It could be a penis cannon.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:43 pm

This is definitely worse than the penis cannon.

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Postby dodint » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:45 pm

"John Wayne Gritty"

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