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Victim blaming ftl.
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That’s not it at all.
It’s a self preservation thing.
It’s a self preservation thing.
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If he didn't want hit, he shouldn't have dressed like that.
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But that's literally the definition of a sucker punch.
Or the Merriam-Webster definition:suck·er punch
noun
noun: sucker punch; plural noun: sucker punches; noun: suckerpunch; plural noun: suckerpunches
1.
an unexpected punch or blow.
verb
verb: sucker punch; 3rd person present: sucker punches; gerund or present participle: sucker punching; past tense: sucker punched; past participle: sucker punched
1.
hit (someone) with an unexpected punch or blow.
"Joe sucker-punched him and knocked him out"sucker punch verb
Definition of Sucker Punch
transitive verb
: to punch (a person) suddenly without warning and often without apparent provocation
What you have actually done is supported my side of the discussion, thank you. When you have slashed someone across the hands there is provocation. When the other person has squared up in front of you and dropped his gloves there is warning.
That was NOT a sucker punch in any way shape or form.
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Not saying that it isn't a cheap shot... but it's not a sucker punch, at all.He's not even looking at him...he's looking around like "is this pigeon really gripping me up, right now? I don't want any part of this...and it's preseason, you piece of trash..."
It's a cheap shot from a cheap player and he's gonna get suspended for it...
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Yeah, Jim, you suckerpunching chump.
I've been suckerpunched before, but never done the suckerpunching.
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“Maybe you’re not a whore, but you are wearing a whore’s costume”If he didn't want hit, he shouldn't have dressed like that.
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Raanta's new pads.
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Wow, I need a whole sack of kitty litter to soak up what I just did in my pants...
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Most of the Brians designs do nothing for me - I’m the guy that Reebok told I couldn’t have their logo in white on my white pads - but sweet sassy molassey that things rev my engine. Hatchi matchi
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Going to the panthers vs stars preseason game in Tulsa. First time Tulsa has hosted a game. Should be fun.
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The Flyers new mascot is - fittingly - a freaky, overweight muppet...woof...
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You weren't kidding.
He looks like Scott Hartnell.
He looks like Scott Hartnell.
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Oh god. The video is even better. He has googly eyes.
https://twitter.com/NHLFlyers/status/10 ... 0485774336
https://twitter.com/NHLFlyers/status/10 ... 0485774336
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It even bobbles its head like a concussed Lindros
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It looks like one of the muppet babies...the one that could somehow drum...got hooked on meth and then carried out the normal "child star" track...
I mean, they know mascots don't play the game right...? They are there to entertain the six year olds who aren't entertained by Jori Lehtera...not to go all game 7 on anyone...what an overweight freakshow...
I mean, they know mascots don't play the game right...? They are there to entertain the six year olds who aren't entertained by Jori Lehtera...not to go all game 7 on anyone...what an overweight freakshow...
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Wow, Jake Voracek put on a lot of weight.
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As a resident of a city that has Steely McBeam as a mascot I shouldn't talk ****; but, wow, that is ****.
The CBS article had my uncontrollably laughing, so good.
The CBS article had my uncontrollably laughing, so good.
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How do you convince a company to spend money on that? Serious question.
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That thread,
It's self-aware. I suddenly want to go to that terrible outdoor game now just to see this thing.
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Could be worse, I guess. It could be a penis cannon.
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This is definitely worse than the penis cannon.
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