Hockey Randomness

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:24 pm

What kind of moron leaves their feet when killing a 4-on-3? Two Bruins is the answer apparently.

That's the old Scuderi move. Leave your feet at any opportunity.

Postby **meow** » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:20 pm

Scuderi laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:03 pm

Scuderi laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.

I lost count of how many times I saw him flopping around on the ground swinging his stick every which way.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:50 pm

2x Stanley Cup winning slug, mind you...

Postby **shafnutz05** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:22 am

The Canadiens outshot the Islanders 56-24....and lost 5-4

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:49 am

Matt Barzal might be the reason Tavares decideds to stay. Well, probably not. The Isles should probably make a decision rather sooner than later.

Postby **Factorial** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:50 am

2x Stanley Cup winning slug, mind you

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:52 am

It's not their call...

Postby **meow** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:15 am

Yeah. The Isles made their decision, which was “Please dear God stay!”

I don’t see JT91 staying on the Island.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:37 am

Oh, I'm sure they'd prefer to keep him. Has that ship sailed? If so, they need to decide whether to trade him or nor.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:43 am

Ship hasn't sailed. In fact, it's at the docks and it's a pretty nice day...

Postby **Jim** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:24 am

Scuderi laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.

He can't get up...

Postby **meow** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:25 am

Christmas Story that went over everyone’s head

Postby **meow** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:26 am

Ship hasn't sailed. In fact, it's at the docks and it's a pretty nice day...

If he stays, it’s because he is a hockey player and therefore loyal to a fault.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:34 am

That's right. I think he said in the draft lead up that he only wants to play for one team...the Isles have an arena plan, they have some young talent, I think he'll stay if I had to bet right now...

"If only he were French Canadian"

- Habs fans

Postby **meow** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:55 am

The arena plan should play very little in his decision, IMO. If he signs an 8 year deal, he won’t be playing in the near arena until the deal is half the over anyway

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:57 am

Apparently it matters to him because he wants to play for the team for 20 years or whatever...I don't know...I don't know what's going through his head...

Postby **meow** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:01 am

Well he’s a dummy then

Postby **Jim** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:39 am

Christmas Story that went over everyone’s head

I got it. I was going with when he fell over on the way to school and yelled out because he couldn't get up wearing the snowsuit. If I had gone with something like 'He couldn't put his arms down" it would have been clearer, but not relevant to the laying on the ice.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:09 pm

Paul Martin cleared waivers...and now another former Pen, Jussi Jokinen is on waivers from LA...juice is loose...

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:14 pm

Hm, that would set us back ~$450K ... hm hm hm. Guess not.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:15 pm

I wouldn't mind it, though. Has he really declined that much?

Postby **columbia** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:19 pm

Love me some Jussi.

Postby **columbia** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:34 pm

Martin is heading to AHL to prop up value (?).

Postby **dodint** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:43 pm

I wouldn't mind it, though. Has he really declined that much?

Jussi Jokinen has been placed on waivers by Los Angeles.

Jokinen has appeared in 18 games with the Kings since he was acquired from Edmonton. He has registered a mere six points (one goal, five assists) in 32 games this season.