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Postby nocera » Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:03 pm

Stupid. You think people liked the name “Golden Knights?” Of course not but when Foley couldn’t use “Knights” some idiot blurted out “Golden Knights” so we went with it.

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Postby dodint » Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:07 pm

To be fair their basketball team name is comically mismatched because of a lack of creativity after a move. Maybe give them space to get it right.

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Postby mikey » Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:28 pm

Utah Gangsta Rappers

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Postby Shyster » Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:32 pm

To be fair their basketball team name is comically mismatched because of a lack of creativity after a move. Maybe give them space to get it right.

From the opening sequence to "Baseketball":

"The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee, where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City, where they don't allow music. The Oakland Raiders moved to LA and then back to Oakland. No one in Los Angeles seemed to notice."

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Postby King Colby » Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:57 pm

I'm struggling to understand the exact situation here.

So the Utah franchise is an entirely new franchise that has no historical ties to the Jets/Coyotes, other than the fact that they're made up entirely of what were previously not their assets, but yet they're not an "expansion" team?

And the Jets/Coyotes may be revived in 5 years but of an entirely new set of assets?

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Postby meow » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:12 pm

Utah Soakers

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:34 pm

Nailed it.

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Postby JC2 » Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:45 pm

Salty Karens, duh.

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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:46 pm

Utah Give Me Twos

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Postby mikey » Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:01 pm

I'm struggling to understand the exact situation here.

So the Utah franchise is an entirely new franchise that has no historical ties to the Jets/Coyotes, other than the fact that they're made up entirely of what were previously not their assets, but yet they're not an "expansion" team?

And the Jets/Coyotes may be revived in 5 years but of an entirely new set of assets?
That's about the size of it, I believe.

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Postby King Colby » Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:09 pm

I'm struggling to understand the exact situation here.

So the Utah franchise is an entirely new franchise that has no historical ties to the Jets/Coyotes, other than the fact that they're made up entirely of what were previously not their assets, but yet they're not an "expansion" team?

And the Jets/Coyotes may be revived in 5 years but of an entirely new set of assets?
That's about the size of it, I believe.
So they're just not going to collect the $1B expansion fee? I understand they're getting $200M in the change of ownership but still

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:10 pm

I'm struggling to understand the exact situation here.

So the Utah franchise is an entirely new franchise that has no historical ties to the Jets/Coyotes, other than the fact that they're made up entirely of what were previously not their assets, but yet they're not an "expansion" team?

And the Jets/Coyotes may be revived in 5 years but of an entirely new set of assets?
It's the hockey version of the Browns and Ravens. The team moved to Baltimore but the history stayed in Cleveland while waiting for operations to resume. My guess is we'll see another round of expansion (Arizona and probably Houston), I just don't see how anyone would be okay with Meruelo continuing to own a franchise that he helped finish digging the grave for.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:13 pm

I'm struggling to understand the exact situation here.

So the Utah franchise is an entirely new franchise that has no historical ties to the Jets/Coyotes, other than the fact that they're made up entirely of what were previously not their assets, but yet they're not an "expansion" team?

And the Jets/Coyotes may be revived in 5 years but of an entirely new set of assets?
That's about the size of it, I believe.
So they're just not going to collect the $1B expansion fee? I understand they're getting $200M in the change of ownership but still
Meruelo needs to pay the $1B back to the league to reactivate the franchise.

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Postby dodint » Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:10 am

Peg City sounds nice.

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Postby King Colby » Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:18 am

I won my fantasy hockey league because zetterlund scored with 9 seconds left.

Otherwise Dustin wolf gets a shutout and I lose

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Apr 19, 2024 6:54 am

Peg City Prosthetics

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Postby mikey » Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:23 am

Fantasy leagues going to the last day of the season...that's Peg City...

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Postby King Colby » Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:45 am

Bigtime. I was smoking my opponent through Sunday when it should have ended. Then he came back because he had good players on non-playoff teams and all my guys were resting.

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Postby meow » Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:31 pm

Peg City sounds nice.
it starts out rough but ends up being a great experience

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Postby dodint » Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:33 pm

I hear they have a federal prison there.

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