Hockey Randomness

Postby **Lelldorin** » Wed May 25, 2022 10:30 am

Tampa can’t win three in a row. That’s really my only concern right now.

My man

Postby **Lelldorin** » Wed May 25, 2022 10:32 am

I would have taken the Giordano contract, but I guess he really wanted to stay in Toronto

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed May 25, 2022 11:38 am

He only would have done that in Toronto...

Postby **meow** » Wed May 25, 2022 12:09 pm

I love me some Gio, but his play has deteriorated quite a bit. He’s definitely worth that contract, but he can’t do much anymore

Postby **King Colby** » Wed May 25, 2022 3:17 pm

Crosscheck happens at 11 seconds, after Kadri gets knocked over by Buchnevich.

Egregious, to a defenseless player, who was already engaged with someone else.

This is nothing. Playoff hockey. Play on playa

Postby **Shyster** » Wed May 25, 2022 6:07 pm

Jagr drives a Kia EV6 electric car and got hit by a tram.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Wed May 25, 2022 9:24 pm

Postby **faftorial** » Thu May 26, 2022 7:14 am

Postby **FistOfCaufield** » Thu May 26, 2022 8:58 am

Actually that chair fell over because Trouba elbowed it.

Postby **faftorial** » Thu May 26, 2022 9:02 am

Postby **iamjs** » Thu May 26, 2022 9:06 am

oh, did this happen already? I wanted to watch this for the trainwreck factor and not much else.

I was talking about this with a few friends on twitter a few weeks ago. It was being promoted by the guy who used to be the GM of the Danbury Trashers. There was nobody of real note in this competition. Mostly a bunch of senior league/LNAH jabronies with stories that made them sound like the second coming of Ogie Oglethorpe. There a few guys who got a sniff in the Coast and one guy who played for the Wild's AHL affiliate, but nobody had a name that stuck out.

Maybe @mikey might recognize a few names.

https://iwifights.com/the-fighters/

Postby **nocera** » Thu May 26, 2022 9:10 am

Wait didn't this already happen in the mid 2000s?

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Thu May 26, 2022 11:19 am

Hunter Warner got signed out of the U-show by the Wild in a bizarre move like a hundred years ago...I don't think I recognize any of those other names...

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Thu May 26, 2022 11:42 am

Based on his Instagram, Hunter Warner retired from hockey to become an overweight heavyweight boxer who skips leg day.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri May 27, 2022 11:40 pm

Avs vs Oilers is gonna be a super fun series to watch. Avs are a better all around team but the Oilers have the best player

which would you rather have: McDavid and Draisaitl or McKinnon and Makar?

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Sat May 28, 2022 12:40 am

Postby **NTP66** » Sat May 28, 2022 6:36 am

Mackinnon and Makar, and it’s not even remotely close.

Postby **willeyeam** » Sat May 28, 2022 8:58 am

I mean it's kinda close

Postby **NTP66** » Sat May 28, 2022 9:27 am

For who I’m rooting for? No it’s not.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Sat May 28, 2022 9:35 am

Who would root for a Canadian team?

Postby **NTP66** » Sat May 28, 2022 9:37 am

Ah, I do see that I misread the question. I’d still roll with Mackinnon and Makar, though.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Sat May 28, 2022 12:22 pm

I actually don’t mind either the Oilers or Avs winning. And since the East representative is going to be one of the Ning, Canes or Rags, I’m happy with either Edmonton or Colorado winning it all

Postby **willeyeam** » Sat May 28, 2022 1:04 pm

Quit saying ning

Postby **faftorial** » Sat May 28, 2022 1:17 pm

Yeah, that's not a ing.

Postby **faftorial** » Sat May 28, 2022 1:18 pm

Quit saying ning

Bolts if you want to be brief.