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Postby meow » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:19 pm

Biz and entertainment value should not be used in the same sentence.

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:32 pm

Pierre is working for the Senators

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Postby Faftorial » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:32 pm

Pierre is working for the Senators
That's right.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:33 pm

Did no one offer Patrick Sharp a job because he apparently likes to harass sexual assault victims?

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Postby mikey » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:53 pm

Entertainment value.

Also, he's apparently really good on AZ broadcasts. Just, no one sees him there because it's Arizona.
He's not. He's still stammering and disorganized. But I like him for being like the most prototypical jock character imaginable...

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Postby meow » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:54 pm

This is uncomplicated. Give Mike Johnson and Anson Carter blank checks.

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Postby mikey » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:55 pm

Anson Carter...? No...no way.

Mike Johnson is first team all pro in terms of broadcasting and turning your house from dish dryer to dishwasher...
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Postby Jim » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:56 pm

I'd rather have Bissonnette over Olczyk or Jones. Frankly over Gretzky or Carter too.

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Postby mikey » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:56 pm

Me too. Asterisk on 99. Never heard him on a broadcast...

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Postby meow » Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:59 pm

Anson Carter...? No...no way.

Mike Johnson is first team all pro in terms of broadcasting and turning your house from dish dryer to dishwasher...
It’s so we don’t wind up on some list.

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:03 pm

Biz is gonna be hockey Barkley

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Postby dodint » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:04 pm

The "Contributors" section makes it look like they hired everyone and realized they forgot the diversity so they quickly wrote some checks.

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Postby Faftorial » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:12 pm

The "Contributors" section makes it look like they hired everyone and realized they forgot the diversity so they quickly wrote some checks.
There's not a big pool to pick from.

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Postby mikey » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:12 pm

If you don't have imagination or an eye for talent, that's definitely true...

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Postby Faftorial » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm

If you don't have imagination or an eye for talent, that's definitely true...
Ex players and professional broadcasters (all white men). That's the pool they are picking from.

Who do you have in mind?

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Postby mikey » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:32 pm

Mleczko, Botterill, I think Naoko Funayama is better with the Red Sox, but I'd be curious there, Sara Civ, I'd give Alexa Shaw from NBC Sports Washington a look as a potential desk host one day...etc.

I don't know, it's been months since I've seen a local broadcast, so not all the names are fresh in my head...but if you're really trying to hit a quota, you can and you can still be productive and at least have upside...

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Postby shmenguin » Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:36 pm

The year is 2050. Analysts no longer exist and we wonder why they ever did at all.

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Postby nocera » Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:28 pm



Gross

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Postby Faftorial » Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:33 pm

The year is 2050. Analysts no longer exist and we wonder why they ever did at all.
How about the ability to select from multiple analysts or none?

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Postby Pavel Bure » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:18 am

Biz is gonna be hockey Barkley
That would be a grand slam for the NHL. I like that they’re trying something different. I think they wanted JR or Milbury to be their “controversial” guy but didn’t like JR’s swinger life style and Milbury is an old man yelling at clouds without the charisma of Don Cherry.

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Postby meow » Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:49 am

Good move by COL. Having black with the burgundy was a bad bad look.

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Postby willeyeam » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:30 am

Blues need to get rid of black pants now too

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Postby MR25 » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:34 am

I thought they had navy

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Postby meow » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:45 am

ulf is **** blind.

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Postby King Colby » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:08 pm

Biz is kinda dumb but he embraces his own dumbness which is endearing.

I think he serves a good role there. Really like most of his takes when they talk hockey news on chiclets.

Also, he almost always supports other players as opposed to that loser milbury who puts the leagues stars on blast every intermission

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