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Postby eddy » Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:58 pm

Found c2is patent...


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Postby robbiestoupe » Wed Jan 06, 2021 8:30 am

congrats c2i. I received the bonus payout for my patent, but it hasn't been filed with the US patent office yet. It's a cool thing to tell your kids until you have to explain it to them. They get disinterested real quick.

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 8:40 am

Found c2is patent...

DOD Death Metal FX86 FTW

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Postby count2infinity » Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:00 am

How did you find that? It was confidential!

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Postby eddy » Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:54 am

How did you find that? It was confidential!
Did I miss what you did? Are you allowed to say?

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Postby count2infinity » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:07 am

How did you find that? It was confidential!
Did I miss what you did? Are you allowed to say?
lol... sure. It's in the public domain.

Nerd stuff incoming:

There's an analytical chemistry technique called high performance liquid chromatography. Every single pharmaceutical company (and other large chemical companies) would have an instrument that's does HPLC. Due to the high pressures that are used in the system, most of the componentry is metal (largely stainless steel). The issue with metals are they're quite reactive and a lot of pharmaceutical compounds like to stick to them. You'd imagine this could be an issue if you're trying to analyze a compound and half or all of it gets stuck in the system somewhere. So we developed a coating technology that you can put into the system and allow the end user to still use stainless steel, but the coating makes the surface inert so nothing sticks to it.

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Postby MR25 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:09 am

Effectively non-stick machinery/components?

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Postby count2infinity » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:10 am

That would be what "nothing sticks to it means" yeah...

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Postby eddy » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:15 am

How did you find that? It was confidential!
Did I miss what you did? Are you allowed to say?
lol... sure. It's in the public domain.

Nerd stuff incoming:

There's an analytical chemistry technique called high performance liquid chromatography. Every single pharmaceutical company (and other large chemical companies) would have an instrument that's does HPLC. Due to the high pressures that are used in the system, most of the componentry is metal (largely stainless steel). The issue with metals are they're quite reactive and a lot of pharmaceutical compounds like to stick to them. You'd imagine this could be an issue if you're trying to analyze a compound and half or all of it gets stuck in the system somewhere. So we developed a coating technology that you can put into the system and allow the end user to still use stainless steel, but the coating makes the surface inert so nothing sticks to it.
I read this as

Ooh the Crunch Enhancer? Yeah, it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permeable, it's not osmotic, what it does is it coats and seals the flake and prevents the milk from penetrating it.

Congratulations, that's awesome!

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Postby MR25 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:22 am

That would be what "nothing sticks to it means" yeah...

Just to further distill it down from TL;DR nerd stuff, no worries

Did you take Teflon pans as inspiration for the design?

(Yes I know obviously you had the issue of things sticking and you wanted to solve that issue, but what made you go with non-stick coating as opposed to some other means)

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Postby count2infinity » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:26 am

Others have tried other things, including coatings. Our coatings work where others failed.

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Postby meow » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:28 am

How did you find that? It was confidential!
Did I miss what you did? Are you allowed to say?
lol... sure. It's in the public domain.

Nerd stuff incoming:

There's an analytical chemistry technique called high performance liquid chromatography. Every single pharmaceutical company (and other large chemical companies) would have an instrument that's does HPLC. Due to the high pressures that are used in the system, most of the componentry is metal (largely stainless steel). The issue with metals are they're quite reactive and a lot of pharmaceutical compounds like to stick to them. You'd imagine this could be an issue if you're trying to analyze a compound and half or all of it gets stuck in the system somewhere. So we developed a coating technology that you can put into the system and allow the end user to still use stainless steel, but the coating makes the surface inert so nothing sticks to it.
I read this as

Ooh the Crunch Enhancer? Yeah, it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permeable, it's not osmotic, what it does is it coats and seals the flake and prevents the milk from penetrating it.

Congratulations, that's awesome!
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Postby NTP66 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:43 am

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.

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Postby MR25 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:45 am

Put it over there with the other ones, Greaseball

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:52 am

Speaking of Christmas gifts from employers, my wife is still fuming that her principal gave her a bottle of boutique all-natural cleaning spray for her Christmas gift. This is after years of her previous principal giving her $100 worth of gift cards. :lol:

The mere mention of cleaning or cleanser gets her revved up about it. After all of the **** she does for the school, and covering for the principal (who is not great), she gets a $10 bottle of all purpose cleaner. :lol: My wife won't even write a thank you note for it, she's still so pissed. :lol:

I mean I don't give any of my staff gifts, other than my firm leadership throughout the year. Why are teachers doing this to themselves?

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Postby willeyeam » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:58 am

Good stuff c2i congrats

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Postby mikey » Wed Jan 06, 2021 11:59 am

That would be what "nothing sticks to it means" yeah...
Hmm, ok...now...explain it to me like I'm five...

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Postby meow » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:01 pm

Pam. c2i invented Pam.

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Postby MR25 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:03 pm

But a special kind of Pam.

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Postby blackjack68 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:26 pm

Buncha dickbags crapping on C2i’s career highlight!

:lol:

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Postby mikey » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:36 pm

He "invented" something that's already been invented...wake us when you make a time machine...

I invented my oatmeal this morning, where's my pulitzer...?

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Postby shafnutz05 » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:49 pm

c2i, you have come a long way from making your papier-mache volcano for your PhD. Congratulations sir.

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Postby meow » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:55 pm

I invented my post-coffee morning sht today

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Postby count2infinity » Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:21 pm

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Postby eddy » Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:11 pm

I'm very impressed. I'm on like day 9 of trying to put together something to hold my kids cardboard Voltron sword he made so it hangs on his bedroom wall

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