Job and General Employment Thread

Postby **count2infinity** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:46 pm

Got this e-mail today:

"Hello Fellas,

Not sure if it was anyone in the office or not..

When preparing to drop a load of my own, someone had previously beat me to it and not flushed the toilet. It was all still there, c’mon man!

A straight flush beats a full house. Thank you!"

Postby **mac5155** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:48 pm

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:51 pm

I am pro music in the bathroom...I like some sort of noise that isn't repulsive...our bathroom does not have that...

Postby **meow** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:22 pm

Closed my office door for an after lunch power nap, and people won't stop calling me.

Goddamit, Monday.

How dare they expect you to work during work hours

Postby **meow** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:23 pm

Got this e-mail today:

"Hello Fellas,

Not sure if it was anyone in the office or not..

When preparing to drop a load of my own, someone had previously beat me to it and not flushed the toilet. It was all still there, c’mon man!

A straight flush beats a full house. Thank you!"

Do you have the authority to terminate this man? If so, do it immediately

Postby **count2infinity** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:39 pm

The person that didn't flush or the person that sent the e-mail? The answer to both is, no, but I'm just curious.

Postby **willeyeam** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:57 pm

i personally think the full house line is fantastic

Postby **Silentom** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:47 pm

Closed my office door for an after lunch power nap, and people won't stop calling me.

Goddamit, Monday.
How dare they expect you to work during work hours

i kno rite? bastids

Postby **dodint** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:46 am

One of the best things about teleworking is I can microwave leftover shrimp alfredo and not be the office jackass.

Found the jackass. The photographer just reheated her "Valentines Day Dinner" in the microwave. Well, VD was on Ash Wednesday and today is a lent Friday, so she just burned a bunch of fish. That smell won't go away till Monday.

Postby **count2infinity** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:48 am

Go home early.

Postby **columbia** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:48 am

Thoughts and prayers

Postby **NTP66** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:54 am

Thoughts and prayers

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:02 pm

Thoughts and prayers

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:02 pm

That is seriously rough, though. Worthy of an HR complaint.

Postby **MR25** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:19 pm

The pipes to the sink in our kitchenette area burst again for the 2nd time in like 3 weeks. Hall and that area smells like wet dog.

This is also combined with a ceiling leak in like 4 different spots.

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:43 pm

Go home early.

Thoughts and prayers

Like and share

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:47 pm

So who has a three-day weekend?

Postby **dodint** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:51 pm

This guy.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:54 pm

Not I. I have a four day weekend if we win our conference and go to regionals...

Postby **willeyeam** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:35 pm

I have a one day weekend every weekend for two more months

Postby **Rylan** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:50 pm

Landed a job at one of Pittsburgh's tech companies. I am stoked to finally start looking for a house.

Postby **willeyeam** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:51 pm

congrats dude

Postby **Rylan** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:52 pm

I am pro music in the bathroom...I like some sort of noise that isn't repulsive...our bathroom does not have that...

At my current company, we have pop music playing in the style of classic instrumental. lol I like to play the game to figure the song out before I am out of there.

Postby **dodint** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:06 pm

Landed a job at one of Pittsburgh's tech companies. I am stoked to finally start looking for a house.

Congrats.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:50 pm

Landed a job at one of Pittsburgh's tech companies. I am stoked to finally start looking for a house.

Way to go, fella.