Job and General Employment Thread

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:59 pm

finna get that new tank set up after all

Postby **NTP66** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:01 pm

It's actually all going towards my daughter's taekwondo classes. :\

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:33 pm

Who knew posting on 5AF would be so productive?

Congrats NTP

Postby **NTP66** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:35 pm

Two monitors = twice the productivity, my dude.

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:37 pm

Postby **mamaemeritus** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:43 pm

The three bananas are gone. Today we have a tangelo and a large bag of mini Snickers.

On the actual work front, I've been told that everyone except for Stan & Stanette are on standby for mandatory OT/weekend work because of impending deadline. They're being excluded because of lack of value-added.

I may make the news yet.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:45 pm

Googled "tangelo"

Closed window immediately.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:46 pm

TIL there is something called a tangelo.

If telling two employees not to come in for mandatory OT isn't a red flag to management, nothing will be.

Postby **meow** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:50 pm

As a mid-level manager, if one of my direct reports told one of their direct reports to sit out a mandatory overtime scenario, I would ask to have their termination case to me by EOB.

Postby **NTP66** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:58 pm

Source of the post TIL there is something called a tangelo.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:59 pm

Had to fake a cough to cover up me laughing, well done.

Postby **MR25** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:14 pm

The three bananas are gone. Today we have a tangelo and a large bag of mini Snickers.

On the actual work front, I've been told that everyone except for Stan & Stanette are on standby for mandatory OT/weekend work because of impending deadline. They're being excluded because of lack of value-added.

I may make the news yet.

"Excluded for lack of value added"...

Then why not just get rid of them, if they don't add anything?

Postby **mamaemeritus** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:37 pm

Yes, exactly. I don't get it.

Postby **Morkle** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:50 pm

I'm convinced Stan is the smartest person in the office and his figure out a way to get paid for nothing.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:14 pm

In a past life, he was a third string QB behind like Peyton Manning or Dan Marino or some such...

Postby **mamaemeritus** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:17 pm

They both excel at acting like a turnip and getting paid for it.

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:49 pm

My boss is getting a table of 10 for some big fancy fundraiser event later this month. Costs something like $2500 for the table. I got an invite to attend and he's covering the bill. F*ck yeah, I'm going. A $250 a plate dinner has to be good stuff. And if not, f*ck it, I'll drink.

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:51 pm

My boss is getting a table of 10 for some big fancy fundraiser event later this month. Costs something like $2500 for the table. I got an invite to attend and he's covering the bill. F*ck yeah, I'm going. A $250 a plate dinner has to be good stuff. And if not, f*ck it, I'll drink.

That's a lot of Aldi meat

Postby **meow** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:52 pm

My boss is getting a table of 10 for some big fancy fundraiser event later this month. Costs something like $2500 for the table. I got an invite to attend and he's covering the bill. F*ck yeah, I'm going. A $250 a plate dinner has to be good stuff. And if not, f*ck it, I'll drink.
That's a lot of Aldi meat

It's pony

Postby **blackjack68** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:01 pm

$250 plate fundraiser food is the same as $50 a plate regular food.

Drink up!

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:05 pm

My boss is getting a table of 10 for some big fancy fundraiser event later this month. Costs something like $2500 for the table. I got an invite to attend and he's covering the bill. F*ck yeah, I'm going. A $250 a plate dinner has to be good stuff. And if not, f*ck it, I'll drink.
That's a lot of Aldi meat
It's pony

Postby **NTP66** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:06 pm

My boss is getting a table of 10 for some big fancy fundraiser event later this month. Costs something like $2500 for the table. I got an invite to attend and he's covering the bill. F*ck yeah, I'm going. A $250 a plate dinner has to be good stuff. And if not, f*ck it, I'll drink.
That's a lot of Aldi meat
It's pony

YOU SON OF A dodint!!

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:10 pm

My boss is getting a table of 10 for some big fancy fundraiser event later this month. Costs something like $2500 for the table. I got an invite to attend and he's covering the bill. F*ck yeah, I'm going. A $250 a plate dinner has to be good stuff. And if not, f*ck it, I'll drink.
That's a lot of Aldi meat
It's pony

YOU SON OF A dodint!!

@dodint are you dad or mom? I don't want to assign you a gender...

Postby **NTP66** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:13 pm

He's actually Garry Jerry Larry Gergich Gengurch.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:21 pm

So his wife and daughters are dimes...wait a friggen second...