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Postby robbiestoupe » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:58 pm

People must really think the world will end with 2 days off of work.

Most likely result: I forget everything you told me in the meetings when I come back and nothing gets accomplished.

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Postby meow » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:09 pm

Hahaha. I cut all my people loose at 1 today and my AVP just emailed me to tell me that everyone could go home at 2.

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:10 pm

@meow right now

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Postby skullman80 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:28 pm

Just got told we could leave at 3. Half hour earlier than I normally leave. They bought us pizza for lunch too. I'll take it.

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Postby willeyeam » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:29 pm

"my people"

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Postby MR25 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:49 pm

Just found out the one temp another person and I trained to help me has just been batch approving **** without looking to pad his stats for like a month.

Just the kind of shitstorm I wanted before break.

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Postby meow » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:07 pm

"my people"
Shut up, Toby

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Postby obhave » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:54 am

Got some unofficial approval to graduate in a year. So, huh, time to start networking I guess?

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:56 am

Congrats and good networking!

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Postby count2infinity » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:51 am

Got some unofficial approval to graduate in a year. So, huh, time to start networking I guess?
Yup. Get on that job search now.

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Postby Pavel Bure » Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:48 pm

Just found out the one temp another person and I trained to help me has just been batch approving **** without looking to pad his stats for like a month.

Just the kind of shitstorm I wanted before break.
Sounds like a go-getter to me.

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Postby obhave » Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:57 pm

Got some unofficial approval to graduate in a year. So, huh, time to start networking I guess?
Yup. Get on that job search now.
I just hate the awkward first meetings with people when reaching out for networking. I know it's necessary, but ugh.

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:11 pm

MRS fall meeting in Boston this week. Wouldn’t be a terrible place to start!

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Postby obhave » Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:01 pm

MRS fall meeting in Boston this week. Wouldn’t be a terrible place to start!
I've lined up a few there!

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:02 pm

As the Talent Acquisition Manager at my organization, I created an Employee Referral Program at the start of last year. Of course, if a hiring manager refers someone that they will actually be hiring, that referral would not be eligible for a referral bonus. This is a commonsense policy to prevent bias/conflict of interest.

I have a hiring manager that had five candidates sent to her for an open position, and decided to extend an offer to a candidate that she knows previously. She is trying to make the argument that she should receive a referral bonus for this candidate being hired. My mind is actually tearing apart at how someone can even think this is a worthwhile pursuit.

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Postby meow » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:12 pm

Just highlight the section in the supporting documentation and send it to her in the body of an email with no other text. Move on with your day

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:14 pm

Just highlight the section in the supporting documentation and send it to her in the body of an email with no other text. Move on with your day
Already did :D

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Postby robbiestoupe » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:20 pm

Are the terms "white collar" and "blue collar" acceptable anymore? Just got an email from the VP of HR using those exact terms to describe certain employees. Seems a bit...old school at best?

Also just got word we're moving to a "Permissive Time Off" vacation policy next year. We're having a kid next year so I'm thinking of going rogue and taking 2 weeks.

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Postby mac5155 » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:31 pm

A paternal leave policy of taking 2 weeks any time within a year of your child's birth was just adopted last August. It's pretty sweet.

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Postby robbiestoupe » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:20 am

A paternal leave policy of taking 2 weeks any time within a year of your child's birth was just adopted last August. It's pretty sweet.
I see this more and more across companies in the US. Good on them :thumb:

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:24 am

Is it a policy that just states you can use 2 weeks of your own vacation time for paternity leave, or something outside of using your own time? If the former, that's how my last two employers handled it.

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Postby skullman80 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:40 am

Our policy here is it's two weeks (it may be 3 actually now) that you can use and it does not count towards your vacation time. It's totally separate.

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:42 am

That's pretty awesome, then.

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Postby mikey » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:28 am

Keep rewarding over-population...

I miss dodint...

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Postby nocera » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:35 am

Our policy is PARENTAL leave is 2 weeks. That means even maternity leave is only 2 weeks. After the 2 weeks, you have to use your sick time, then vacation time, then excused leave without pay. It's ****. Our CEO actually said to a pregnant employee that coming back to work after only a few weeks "builds character." He said his wife was fine a few weeks after giving birth to his kid. That poor woman.

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