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I just spent the last 1.5 hours entering Stan’s **** on a spreadsheet he was supposed to do (he updated the wrong year’s spreadsheet) and re-filing his stuff in alphabetical order because he’s a turnip.
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lol, another marketing resume.
The MacGyver of sales and marketing. Give me a pocket knife, duct tape, and paper clip and I'll show results.
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You don’t need any of those things to show results!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is he going to hold someone hostage that has a fear of paper clips?lol, another marketing resume.
The MacGyver of sales and marketing. Give me a pocket knife, duct tape, and paper clip and I'll show results.
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How many attempts at saving someone from their own stupidity is too many?
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I recall MacGyver making a helicopter out of a ceiling fan and filing cabinet. I say hire the guy and see what he can do.
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I hope you have someone that states... My marketing strategy, step 1 - steal underpants, step 2 - ????, step 3 Profit.lol, another marketing resume.
The MacGyver of sales and marketing. Give me a pocket knife, duct tape, and paper clip and I'll show results.
If you do, hire that person immediately.
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You owe it to this board to bring him in for an in-person interview, and place those three items in front of him. Give him five minutes and post the results.lol, another marketing resume.
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And live stream it.
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I laughed way too hard at this.lol, another marketing resume.
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Well, step 2 better be “Marketing” or he can get F’ed.I hope you have someone that states... My marketing strategy, step 1 - steal underpants, step 2 - ????, step 3 Profit.lol, another marketing resume.
The MacGyver of sales and marketing. Give me a pocket knife, duct tape, and paper clip and I'll show results.
If you do, hire that person immediately.
Damn marketing gnomes.
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Thank you for the laughs.
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Yesterday I sent a followup email to someone trying to get clarification on why something was done that I will need to explain to an external agency.
The person responded back with:
"Just what it says – <the item I was originally questioning>?!" With the question mark/exclamation point at the end. Really? She's essentially saying "because we did" and then giving me punctuation attitude.
I swear to god I've never worked with people so unprofessional. Hopefully my days here are numbered.
The person responded back with:
"Just what it says – <the item I was originally questioning>?!" With the question mark/exclamation point at the end. Really? She's essentially saying "because we did" and then giving me punctuation attitude.
I swear to god I've never worked with people so unprofessional. Hopefully my days here are numbered.
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Poor form to not use an Interrobang.
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We have an early dismissal next Wednesday for Thanksgiving, so of course the PM of a project I'm on schedules a late afternoon technical kickoff call. I wish them well.
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Another person for @mikey's wheel
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I don't have an issue with certain meetings in the afternoon before a holiday. But a technical kickoff? The retention rate for that is going to be zero.
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Exactly.
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Yup. Stupid PM planningI don't have an issue with certain meetings in the afternoon before a holiday. But a technical kickoff? The retention rate for that is going to be zero.
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I got interrobanged (giggity) in an email yesterday too by some puff pastry over a complete nothing issue...but she has a long history of being a two-bit slag...I hope Jesus spits in her mouth after drinking bad eggnog...
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I feel like we could have an entire thread of mikey's odd insults.
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Between the weekends and paid holidays, I need to only use four PTO days to have off from 12/22-1/1...eleven days in a row.
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I get the same without using a single PTO days. Love working for a university.Between the weekends and paid holidays, I need to only use four PTO days to have off from 12/22-1/1...eleven days in a row.
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Also next week will mark the 15th consecutive Black Friday where I do not work.
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