Job and General Employment Thread

Postby **mac5155** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:59 pm

I mean.. I have dogs. I also shower daily. I'm not sure what else I can do.

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:59 pm

Well, do you have dogs?

Postby **Morkle** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:42 pm

Do you shower daily?

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:48 pm

Do you shower daily?

At least mine was simul-posted. Wise ass.

Postby **Morkle** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:54 pm

Postby **mac5155** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:08 pm

Postby **nocera** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:19 pm

What does that even smell like? Pee? Do you smell like dog pee?

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:45 pm

What does that even smell like? Pee? Do you smell like dog pee?

If I was to guess, I'd say wet dog. Maybe.

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:49 pm

I think we all know what mac and his feet smell like

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Postby **Morkle** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:08 pm

"oh look FAF is all of a sudden high and mighty"

Immediately after he's exposed he poops in the shower. Top moment.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:10 pm

Still, his boss sounds like a jag.

Postby **mac5155** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:38 pm

He is.

I don't stink

Postby **shmenguin** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:06 pm

Oh man I forgot about the hair floss.

Mutants. The whole lot of ya.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:46 pm

Lolol I love that slappy just quietly trolls threads for the right time to strike

Postby **count2infinity** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:02 am

Got a calendar invite from the owner last night asking if I'm free on Thursday for "a brief idea exchange?"

Ummm... sure. I suppose. The time he suggested didn't work, so I responded to propose a new time. I also asked "Is there anything you'd like me to prepare to bring to the meeting?" Just kind of trolling to figure out what this is about... I can only take this as a good or a bad thing, and considering I do a good job around here, I'm assuming it's good.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:33 pm

Got a calendar invite from the owner last night asking if I'm free on Thursday for "a brief idea exchange?"

Ummm... sure. I suppose. The time he suggested didn't work, so I responded to propose a new time. I also asked "Is there anything you'd like me to prepare to bring to the meeting?" Just kind of trolling to figure out what this is about... I can only take this as a good or a bad thing, and considering I do a good job around here, I'm assuming it's good.

You get to the meeting at 4:30 on Thursday. "Hey c2i, I've been trying to think of new ways to make chicken and heard you could help."

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:36 pm

For some reason I read the original prompt as Thursday night...not sure why, probably just pre-programmed for me and I thought his boss was gonna ask c2i to dump a load in his old lady or something...like keys in a bowl kinda stuff...that weight loss thing is paying dividends already...

Postby **count2infinity** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:00 pm

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:58 pm

So they gave me some stock in the company... like a lot of stock in the company. Which is cool. It will certainly do what they intended for it to do: for me to stop looking for a different job in the Cleveland area. He said it would be devastating to the company to lose me, so they want to do whatever they can to keep me here.

Postby **nocera** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 1:02 pm

So they gave me some stock in the company... like a lot of stock in the company. Which is cool. It will certainly do what they intended for it to do: for me to stop looking for a different job in the Cleveland area. He said it would be devastating to the company to lose me, so they want to do whatever they can to keep me here.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 1:50 pm

Noice!

When do you meet the wife...?

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:10 pm

I’ve met her before. She’s a lovely lady.

Postby **skullman80** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:14 pm

So they gave me some stock in the company... like a lot of stock in the company. Which is cool. It will certainly do what they intended for it to do: for me to stop looking for a different job in the Cleveland area. He said it would be devastating to the company to lose me, so they want to do whatever they can to keep me here.

Postby **MR25** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:51 pm

I finally got the pay grade bump that I've been waiting for. Took 7 months from when I asked til now, apparently it's been in the works a lot longer.

It's about a 25% raise when my performance raise from this year is factored in (which will be on my next paycheck).

Postby **NTP66** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:27 pm

Congrats!