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Postby Shyster » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:45 pm

Huh. TIL that NASA has research facilities in Cleveland.

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Postby count2infinity » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:46 pm

Yeah... I actually collaborate with them in my current position. They do some cool work there.

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:46 pm

Desolate and lifeless? Seems like their game.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:33 am

A job just opened up at NASA which I'm very qualified for, and it's in Cleveland. I wonder how many hundreds, maybe thousands of people are going to apply for this. No way I even get a call, but I gotta try.
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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:39 am

A job just opened up at NASA which I'm very qualified for, and it's in Cleveland. I wonder how many hundreds, maybe thousands of people are going to apply for this. No way I even get a call, but I gotta try.
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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:52 am

Huh. TIL that NASA has research facilities in Cleveland.
It is a pretty big center. In classic Cleveland fashion, everyone always worries that the NASA's facility will close down in any minute, and Cleveland will lose yet another chunk of well-paying jobs

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:22 pm

A job just opened up at NASA which I'm very qualified for, and it's in Cleveland. I wonder how many hundreds, maybe thousands of people are going to apply for this. No way I even get a call, but I gotta try.
That would be pretty sweet, good luck.

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:11 pm

Good luck dude

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Postby AuthorTony » Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:58 pm

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/ar ... le/568303/
Here’s an icebreaker for the next office party: The third leading cause of workplace death—behind “falls to a lower level” and “roadway collisions with other vehicles”—is homicide.

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Postby NTP66 » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:06 pm

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Postby meow » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:06 pm

Only 3rd? Surprised it is not higher

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Postby blackjack68 » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:43 pm

What else would it be?

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Postby dodint » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:33 pm

Death by a thousand paper cuts.

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Postby count2infinity » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:27 pm

Hmmph... put my resume together to submit for that NASA job, and what do I see? It's only for people that are currently working at NASA already. I'm guessing they have to open it to internal applicants first and then they'll open it up if they don't find someone?

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Postby dodint » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:28 pm

NASA is different, but in traditional FedGov the internal application and outside candidate announcements are ran concurrently. Maybe poke around and see if it's listed twice?

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Postby count2infinity » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:38 pm

I’ll take a look. Thanks for the heads up.

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Postby grunthy » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:21 pm

NASA is different, but in traditional FedGov the internal application and outside candidate announcements are ran concurrently. Maybe poke around and see if it's listed twice?

Not all positions are open to outside us citizens.

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Postby dodint » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:23 pm

Right. But he should still look for a concurrent announcement.

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Postby grunthy » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:33 pm

Right. But he should still look for a concurrent announcement.
Unfortunately it looks like it’s internal only. Hopefully he finds something different.

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Postby count2infinity » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:36 pm

It’s not a huge deal. I love my current position, but I have family in Cleveland and it’s freaking NASA. Really those are the only two reasons I’d apply.

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Postby dodint » Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:36 pm

Don't lie, you were looking at a beer job there too. ;)

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Postby count2infinity » Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:40 pm

I was before I got my current job.

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Postby count2infinity » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:17 am

I went to pour myself a cup of coffee, and the carafe was quite full. I splashed a bit onto the counter and the floor, so after I was finished filling my cup, I grabbed a paper towel, and wiped it up. After I wiped it up I looked up and one of the ladies from the office was there and said "Thank you..." "For what?" "For cleaning up after yourself."

Apparently she and a few others have been fighting battles with people from the manufacturing floor that just spill sh*t everywhere and walk away. I always go home for lunch, but apparently it's really bad around lunch time. What kind of animal spills stuff and then just walks away from it like that?

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:19 am

I went to pour myself a cup of coffee, and the carafe was quite full. I splashed a bit onto the counter and the floor, so after I was finished filling my cup, I grabbed a paper towel, and wiped it up. After I wiped it up I looked up and one of the ladies from the office was there and said "Thank you..." "For what?" "For cleaning up after yourself."

Apparently she and a few others have been fighting battles with people from the manufacturing floor that just spill sh*t everywhere and walk away. I always go home for lunch, but apparently it's really bad around lunch time. What kind of animal spills stuff and then just walks away from it like that?
We've got a few. The microwave never gets wiped out and the fridge frequently has science experiments in it. I end up cleaning and heaving just about everything in the fridge.

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Postby dodint » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:22 am

What kind of animal spills stuff and then just walks away from it like that?
Marine Corps officers.

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