Job and General Employment Thread

Postby **NTP66** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:18 pm

Oh yeah? What about MLK Day?

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:20 pm

Yep, that too.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:25 pm

Arbor Day...?

Postby **NTP66** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:28 pm

Look at this tree hugger over here.

Postby **dodint** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:30 pm

I told my boss I’d be late tomorrow. He said he’d see me when he sees me.

Make sure you're packin', just in case.

Postby **Orlando Penguin** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:42 pm

Look at this tree hugger over here.

He needs something to grab onto after those crazy Saturday nights.

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 9:05 pm

Arbor Day...?

Nope. Unless I flex time to take it off.

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 9:20 pm

We have a "no meeting" day tomorrow, and an encouragement to go vote, but that's about it. I am definitely happy about not having meetings though.

Postby **count2infinity** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 9:36 pm

I told my boss I’d be late tomorrow. He said he’d see me when he sees me.
Make sure you're packin', just in case.

Haha. Two different bosses. The gun nut is the head guy head guy. The other is my direct boss.

Postby **meow** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:44 pm

Start a screen share in a Teams meeting with four AVPS, three VPs, three SVPs and one EVP. Five seconds into talking and showing functionality, go to type TEST....actually type Canaan....leave it on the screen for 30 seconds while I continue to talk about functionality. I think ya boy meow should hang it up for the day

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:25 pm

I forget what canaan is actually...

Postby **NTP66** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:27 pm

I forget what canaan is actually...

You would, wouldn't you...

Postby **meow** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:28 pm

Try to type TEST but be a little left on the keyboard for the E and S.

Postby **MrKennethTKangaroo** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:30 pm

Canaan

Postby **MrKennethTKangaroo** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:31 pm

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:37 pm

Canaan?

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:54 pm

Haha ahhh...I recalled it being female anatomy related, but once it wasn't p**** or c***, I gave up...what an ugly word...

Postby **willeyeam** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:14 pm

Start a screen share in a Teams meeting with four AVPS, three VPs, three SVPs and one EVP. Five seconds into talking and showing functionality, go to type TEST....actually type Canaan....leave it on the screen for 30 seconds while I continue to talk about functionality. I think ya boy meow should hang it up for the day

did they ask who canaan was

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:16 pm

I doubt they had time to ask that q'canaan question, they're probably still reeling over meow's choice in TexMex fast food...I'm surprised he still has a job actually...

Postby **willeyeam** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:22 pm

same here but that doesn't have anything to do with his food tastes

Postby **meow** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:28 pm

Listen here, bub(s). My opinion carries so much weight, it makes people take a step back and reevaluate their own stupid beliefs when they don’t share the same opinion as me.

Postby **NTP66** » Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:36 pm

Maybe you just smell.

Postby **nocera** » Fri Nov 06, 2020 3:08 pm

Mandatory 45 minute cybersecurity training because IT sent out a fake phishing email and over 65% of our employees clicked on it. It's an on demand video training and the player has playback speed control. Crank that baby to 2X and get this **** over with in 22 and a half minutes.

Postby **count2infinity** » Fri Nov 06, 2020 3:14 pm

Mandatory 45 minute cybersecurity training because IT sent out a fake phishing email and over 65% of our employees clicked on it. It's an on demand video training and the player has playback speed control. Crank that baby to 2X and get this **** over with in 22 and a half minutes.

Our IT routinely sends out fishing attempts. If i recall correctly over the last year ~75% of the company clicked on one/fell for it. We had an hour and a half long training session on a player that doesn't have speed control. Ugh...

I was part of the 25%. I said to our IT manager that next year for the training, anyone that wasn't caught that year should get to skip it. He wasn't thrilled about that idea.

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Fri Nov 06, 2020 3:35 pm

All our training is online, and I just whiz through the content to get to the quizzes. They have mini quizzes that prep you for the final quiz that you have to pass. And the mini quizzes always give the right answer and are the same questions at the end.

Most of the training I've already taken 2-3 times, so it's just stupid that we keep repeating it over and over.