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If everyone had to call off for their wife being emotional no one would ever work...
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I like to read this as Stan knows he has everyone conned and is just seeing how far he can go until he gets caught.
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I hope Stan has a nice long career there. I like reading Stan updates.
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I think I know what's going on here. Stan is not actually Stan, but a 3rd party sent to the office to do Stan's actual work. The groundwork for this con has already been laid.
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Settle down, single guyIf everyone had to call off for their wife being emotional no one would ever work...
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One of us has to work.Settle down, single guyIf everyone had to call off for their wife being emotional no one would ever work...
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One of us has to work.Settle down, single guyIf everyone had to call off for their wife being emotional no one would ever work...
Going back to my very long ago 'parents are a burden on the workplace' argument I had here I laughed a little too hard at that quip.
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"IP/Litigation Samurai" for the Legal Ninja team at company in Palo Alto whose name is ripping off Tolkien. And it's not like it's a gimmick for a trick job title: Ninja appears six times, and samurai appears five times throughout the description.
Yeah, I want every part of that.
Yeah, I want every part of that.
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Have some fun with it. Get an interview and show up in a kimono and a Daishō set of swords. Feign confusion if anyone objects. "I thought you were looking for samurai?"
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And then cut off somebody’s hand.
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Well, it's a Peter Thiel company, so.....
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Did I say hand? I meant head.
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It would be more accurate to commit seppuku when rejected for the job.
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No chance in hell I Google that word.
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Seppuku (切腹, "cutting [the] belly"), sometimes referred to as harakiri (腹切り, "abdomen/belly cutting", a native Japanese kun reading), is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. It was originally reserved for samurai, but was also practiced by other Japanese people later on to restore honor for themselves or for their family. A samurai practice, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of capital punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.
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See? I didn't even have to lift a finger.
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Took less in copy and pasting than you did to type the response.
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Yeah, but I made you do the work, dodint.
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Yeah but I hope your glued down polyps float away, NTP66.
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NOW THAT'S JUST COLD.
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Stan's Wife Update:
She "jumped her head on a desk and required stitches". (This required an ER visit at 4am?)
She's already back in Cleveland, no problem, and he'll be in today.
She "jumped her head on a desk and required stitches". (This required an ER visit at 4am?)
She's already back in Cleveland, no problem, and he'll be in today.
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Does Stan happen to own a red stapler?
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Maybe they were makin whoopee.Stan's Wife Update:
She "jumped her head on a desk and required stitches". (This required an ER visit at 4am?)
She's already back in Cleveland, no problem, and he'll be in today.
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THAT'S WHAT MY COWORKER SAID!
Maybe they were makin whoopee.
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