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I mean.. I have dogs. I also shower daily. I'm not sure what else I can do.
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Well, do you have dogs?
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Do you shower daily?
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At least mine was simul-posted. Wise ass.Do you shower daily?
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What does that even smell like? Pee? Do you smell like dog pee?
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If I was to guess, I'd say wet dog. Maybe.What does that even smell like? Pee? Do you smell like dog pee?
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"oh look FAF is all of a sudden high and mighty"
Immediately after he's exposed he poops in the shower. Top moment.
Immediately after he's exposed he poops in the shower. Top moment.
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Still, his boss sounds like a jag.
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He is.
I don't stink
I don't stink
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Oh man I forgot about the hair floss.
Mutants. The whole lot of ya.
Mutants. The whole lot of ya.
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Lolol I love that slappy just quietly trolls threads for the right time to strike
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Got a calendar invite from the owner last night asking if I'm free on Thursday for "a brief idea exchange?"
Ummm... sure. I suppose. The time he suggested didn't work, so I responded to propose a new time. I also asked "Is there anything you'd like me to prepare to bring to the meeting?" Just kind of trolling to figure out what this is about... I can only take this as a good or a bad thing, and considering I do a good job around here, I'm assuming it's good.
Ummm... sure. I suppose. The time he suggested didn't work, so I responded to propose a new time. I also asked "Is there anything you'd like me to prepare to bring to the meeting?" Just kind of trolling to figure out what this is about... I can only take this as a good or a bad thing, and considering I do a good job around here, I'm assuming it's good.
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You get to the meeting at 4:30 on Thursday. "Hey c2i, I've been trying to think of new ways to make chicken and heard you could help."Got a calendar invite from the owner last night asking if I'm free on Thursday for "a brief idea exchange?"
Ummm... sure. I suppose. The time he suggested didn't work, so I responded to propose a new time. I also asked "Is there anything you'd like me to prepare to bring to the meeting?" Just kind of trolling to figure out what this is about... I can only take this as a good or a bad thing, and considering I do a good job around here, I'm assuming it's good.
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For some reason I read the original prompt as Thursday night...not sure why, probably just pre-programmed for me and I thought his boss was gonna ask c2i to dump a load in his old lady or something...like keys in a bowl kinda stuff...that weight loss thing is paying dividends already...
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So they gave me some stock in the company... like a lot of stock in the company. Which is cool. It will certainly do what they intended for it to do: for me to stop looking for a different job in the Cleveland area. He said it would be devastating to the company to lose me, so they want to do whatever they can to keep me here.
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So they gave me some stock in the company... like a lot of stock in the company. Which is cool. It will certainly do what they intended for it to do: for me to stop looking for a different job in the Cleveland area. He said it would be devastating to the company to lose me, so they want to do whatever they can to keep me here.
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Noice!
When do you meet the wife...?
When do you meet the wife...?
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I’ve met her before. She’s a lovely lady.
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So they gave me some stock in the company... like a lot of stock in the company. Which is cool. It will certainly do what they intended for it to do: for me to stop looking for a different job in the Cleveland area. He said it would be devastating to the company to lose me, so they want to do whatever they can to keep me here.
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I finally got the pay grade bump that I've been waiting for. Took 7 months from when I asked til now, apparently it's been in the works a lot longer.
It's about a 25% raise when my performance raise from this year is factored in (which will be on my next paycheck).
It's about a 25% raise when my performance raise from this year is factored in (which will be on my next paycheck).
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Congrats!
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