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Postby NTP66 » Thu Feb 29, 2024 7:18 pm

Nice. I'm going to vicariously participate through you and give myself a half day, as well.

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Postby mac5155 » Thu Feb 29, 2024 8:44 pm

My boss said something along the lines of "it's a pretty nice gesture if you think of our salaries, multiplied by 4 hours across the whole company" and I said "well take the total by half cause that's my typical Friday afternoon output anyway"...

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Postby Beveridge » Fri Mar 01, 2024 8:56 am

I'm sure we'll be paying more for shipping for you to enjoy a half day.

You're welcome.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:05 am

My boss said something along the lines of "it's a pretty nice gesture if you think of our salaries, multiplied by 4 hours across the whole company" and I said "well take the total by half cause that's my typical Friday afternoon output anyway"...
I don't know where he's getting "whole company" from because my wife, her team, and everyone she knows is working the full day today.

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Postby mac5155 » Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:40 am

He may have said department. Honestly not sure lol

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:25 pm

I was on LinkedIn for about two minutes and scrolled to a typical post from an attractive woman with spotty experience who should not have as many connections as she does.

This time, it featured internal photos of her endometriosis surgery, as well as the scars post-op. Ostensibly to raise awareness. What the **** man.

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Postby Morkle » Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:10 pm

LinkedIn has gone so far downhill there needs to be a new professional connection site. So many people just post absolute dogshit there.

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:43 pm

LinkedIn isn't too bad in my field (or at least with the connections that I have). I was at a show this week and I had 4 people comment on how much they like my linkedin content...

I shared this with the clique via text, but I figured I'd share here too. I was giving a talk on Wednesday, and a guy that writes for a well regarded magazine was in the audience. He took a picture of me presenting and posted it to his LinkedIn. I'm not sure why he didn't look at it and go "oh... yikes. I'll grab another picture." but oh well...
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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:18 pm

:lol:

The fact you were looking dead at him (and apparently not in mid-lecture) makes this even better

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:18 pm

c2i is definitely guilty of something.

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Postby meow » Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:49 pm

yeah guilty of **** all our moms

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:48 pm

he sh*t my mom?

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Mar 01, 2024 8:48 pm

If we're going down that path, remember: Never do anything you're good at for free.

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Postby count2infinity » Sat Mar 02, 2024 7:42 am

I’ll do Mimh’s mom for free.

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Postby Orlando Penguin » Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:20 am

LinkedIn isn't too bad in my field (or at least with the connections that I have). I was at a show this week and I had 4 people comment on how much they like my linkedin content...

I shared this with the clique via text, but I figured I'd share here too. I was giving a talk on Wednesday, and a guy that writes for a well regarded magazine was in the audience. He took a picture of me presenting and posted it to his LinkedIn. I'm not sure why he didn't look at it and go "oh... yikes. I'll grab another picture." but oh well...
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That look should be a meme for the Pens power play.

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Postby count2infinity » Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:26 am

Haha. I did joke with some of my coworkers that I’m going to just start replying to nonsense emails with the zoomed in image.

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Postby obhave » Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:06 am

LinkedIn isn't too bad in my field (or at least with the connections that I have). I was at a show this week and I had 4 people comment on how much they like my linkedin content...

I shared this with the clique via text, but I figured I'd share here too. I was giving a talk on Wednesday, and a guy that writes for a well regarded magazine was in the audience. He took a picture of me presenting and posted it to his LinkedIn. I'm not sure why he didn't look at it and go "oh... yikes. I'll grab another picture." but oh well...
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I feel you. I was on a podcast and they recorded video too, for promotion on linked in. The still shot used in the LinkedIn post has me pursing my lips and looking away from the camera, mid sentence. I look so angry. They could have started at the beginning where I was smiling. :lol:

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Postby count2infinity » Sat Mar 02, 2024 11:02 am

Haha. Nice. One of the people from a different company that I work with said “I never see you NOT smiling… how on earth did he get that shot????”

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Postby Orlando Penguin » Mon Mar 04, 2024 11:45 am

Welp, I've snagged a pretty big interview for Wednesday. Have to remember how to do these things again.

One slight advantage -- I'm interviewing with someone I worked with 20 years ago so at least there's some common ground.

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Postby mac5155 » Mon Mar 04, 2024 12:54 pm

Good luck OP!

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Postby King Colby » Mon Mar 04, 2024 1:32 pm

If it doesn't work out, see if you can get Bart's job on sportsnet pgh

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Postby Morkle » Mon Mar 04, 2024 1:42 pm

Go get em OP

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Mar 04, 2024 1:44 pm

Have a good one, OP.

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Postby skullman80 » Mon Mar 04, 2024 1:54 pm

Good luck OP!

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Postby willeyeam » Mon Mar 04, 2024 2:09 pm

good luck pal

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