irrational delights

Postby **Sarcastic** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:00 pm

I perhaps an orgasm.

I keep mine as short as I can, .

You know. On second thought, I think I might have said that better. I can tell where you see that.

Postby **blackjack68** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:49 pm

Skyrockets in flight

Bee-yooooooooo

Afternoon Delight.

Aaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaafternoon delight.

Postby **AuthorTony** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:25 pm

I was driving through town going 36-38mph in a 35 zone when some kids in an old clunker started tailgating me. They tried to pass once and almost hit someone else head on, then they returned to riding my bumper. I was ridiculously tempted to do a brake check but I knew they were so close they wouldn't have a chance of not hitting me and I doubt they had insurance. After another mile, they did pass me, then turned into the grocery store 1/5 mile up the road - the same place I was going. They got to their parking spot about 1 second before I parked in mine. Passing me in a no passing zone like a bunch of idiots really paid off.

Postby **PFiDC** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:47 pm

you should grow your index nail out and use it as a pick
Nooooo! That's why I cut them. The index nail grows pointy, producing an annoying trebly click when plucking. That's what I try to get away from when I cut nails.

I'm a master pick user anyway. I learned equally from bassists and guitar shredders.

I've been doing classical guitar stuff for a while now and usually keep my right hand long but my left hand ALWAYS needs to be short. String buzz from long nails is annoying.

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:03 am

Knowing that my boss is off tomorrow.

Postby **Silentom** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:12 am

Knowing that my boss is off tomorrow.

All week.

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:14 pm

Even better.

Postby **Robot B9** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:16 pm

Just cancelled that meeting coming up in 10 minutes, didja? Marvelous!

Postby **Shyster** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:55 pm

On my way home, there are three stoplights between me and the Parkway North. They aren't linked together. I call hitting a green light for all three a hat trick. It happens maybe once a month.

Postby **Sarcastic** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:35 pm

you should grow your index nail out and use it as a pick
Nooooo! That's why I cut them. The index nail grows pointy, producing an annoying trebly click when plucking. That's what I try to get away from when I cut nails.

I'm a master pick user anyway. I learned equally from bassists and guitar shredders.
I've been doing classical guitar stuff for a while now and usually keep my right hand long but my left hand ALWAYS needs to be short. String buzz from long nails is annoying.

Yeah, Classical and Flamenco guitar. Many people prefer long nails on that hand. Cool stuff, PF.

Postby **Sarcastic** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:37 pm

I like to nap. An hour or two mid-day. I don't always have time. But I really like naps. Maybe I'm getting older.

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:47 pm

Yeah. Kids fight naps and now, as an adult, I would kill for and hour nap each afternoon.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:55 pm

Yeah. Kids fight naps and now, as an adult, I would kill for and hour nap each afternoon.

lol, on the weekends, bah gawd do I look forward to our daughter's nap. Currently about 1230-3 on a given Saturday or Sunday. I just melt into the couch then. She still sleeps 7-7 (roughly), and up until 4-5 months ago, she slept from 430-6 after coming home from daycare. That weekend nap is so clutch.

Postby **Cagsjr724** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:56 pm

When the Pens hold on to a two goal lead.

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:28 pm

Soccer practice being canceled (I am asst coach) and getting to see the PC frozen four game live.

Mrs. Franchise is definitely going to find a way to mess this up for me.

Postby **Z'MaattaU** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:34 pm

Both chopping garlic and the lingering of garlic aroma on my hands. Even after several thorough hand washings.

Postby **PFiDC** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 6:05 pm

That certainly is irrational...

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:12 am

That first day of driving home with the windows down and radio up.

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:12 am

And cleaning my cast iron skillets.

Postby **LITT** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:56 am

that is very irrational. i hate it. how do you clean them

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:05 am

Finally getting my work shirts in at my new job.

Postby **LeopardLetang** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:02 pm

The faint odor of skunk

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:10 pm

The faint odor of skunk

This is excellent and I agree with it.

Also, picking goobies out of your eyes. Especially when you have a ton of them, bonus if your eyes are crusted shut in the morning.

Postby **PFiDC** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:27 pm

The faint odor of skunk

I will third this but emphasize faint.

Also....I like the smell of cow manure.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:46 pm

The faint odor of skunk
I will third this but emphasize faint.

Also....I like the smell of cow manure.

Living in Lancaster County, I've learned to enjoy it as well. Reminds me of summer, oddly.

However, one day this spring we walked outside, and they had clearly been spraying pig crap all over the fields about a quarter mile from our house. Good God no.