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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:57 pm

Stealing this idea from PFiDC


When I get a package in the mail that I forgot I ordered


When the parking space right outside my apartment is open

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Postby dodint » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:02 pm

When someone other than you makes a new thread, or post for that matter.

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:42 am

Big dump = big joy

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Postby LITT » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:36 am

the feeling when you drop something (pulling a glass out of a cabinet; cellphone; etc) and then your reaction is just to reach down and grab and before you even know it, you caught the falling object. even better if you make one attempt to catch and sort of bat it up in the air and grab it with your other hand

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Postby Silentom » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:25 am

Free onion ring in my BK fries.

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Postby PFiDC » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:23 am

So if you google "irrational happiness" this is the first result:

http://thebhj.com/journal/2013/2/5/irra ... iness.html

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:24 am

I don't get it... black hockey jesus with a picture of what looks like a miner?

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Postby PFiDC » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:26 am

So if you google "irrational happiness" this is the first result:

http://thebhj.com/journal/2013/2/5/irra ... iness.html
Also, if you realize the name of the thread is 'irrational delights' it makes your post make less sense...

But, FOR SCIENCE, this si the first result for 'irrational delights'

https://books.google.com/books?id=OqC_E ... ts&f=false

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:01 am

When someone other than you makes a new thread, or post for that matter.
I'm not sure where I ever wronged you but I apologize for it

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Postby dodint » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:06 am

When someone other than you makes a new thread, or post for that matter.
I'm not sure where I ever wronged you but I apologize for it
You know every time you breathe in? Yeah, then.
I think I'm just unloading a few weeks worth of weenie hate. I'll balance out. ;)

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:16 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

We're getting the band back together.

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Postby Factorial » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:24 am

After going through two can openers in less than a year, opening a can with my new can opener.

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:24 am

When I hear a person under 40 speak like he or she is not a 12 year-old Valley Girl.

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Postby dodint » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:27 am

After going through two can openers in less than a year, opening a can with my new can opener.
Crank or motorized? I haven't seen a motorized can opener since I was a little kid.

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Postby Factorial » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:34 am

After going through two can openers in less than a year, opening a can with my new can opener.
Crank or motorized? I haven't seen a motorized can opener since I was a little kid.
Crank.

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Postby PFiDC » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:35 am

Dude...how many cans are you opening? Do you live on lima beans and crushed tomatoes?

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Postby meow » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:36 am

Eating my daily apple and not getting any skin stuck in my teeth.

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Postby skullman80 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:39 am

Why would one choose not to use a motorized can opener? That just seems crazy to me.

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Postby PFiDC » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:40 am

Why would one choose not to use a motorized can opener? That just seems crazy to me.
Because this isn't 1988?

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:42 am

are the cans you're trying to open made of diamond? how does one go through 2 can openers..?

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Postby NAN » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:44 am

Taking my pen and digging out earwax.

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Postby Craig » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:44 am

I usually go through one can opener every few years. I switch from one to another when i lose them during a move. I would wager that it opens 4-5 cans a week.

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Postby dodint » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:51 am

Taking my pen and digging out earwax.
There is a theory about that. Family board, though.

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Postby skullman80 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:57 am

Why would one choose not to use a motorized can opener? That just seems crazy to me.
Because this isn't 1988?
Well yeah exactly. It's not 1988.. that's why I was asking who wouldn't use a motorized can opener? I think we have a crank can opener laying around in case the motorized one breaks, but that's about it.

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Postby dodint » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:59 am

I know of a lady that packed a motorized can opener into a blizzard power outage survival kit. :face:

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