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Postby Gaucho » Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:18 am

Barcelona have yet to register Robert Lewandowsk, Franck Kessié, Andreas Christensen, Raphinha, Ousmane Dembélé, Jules Koundé, and Sergi Roberto. La Liga starts today.

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Postby willeyeam » Sat Aug 13, 2022 1:36 pm

Man U is on relegation watch

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:39 am

Apparently being in charge of the richest team in the Eredivisie didn't take a whole hell of a lot of coaching.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:48 am

Effing Antonio trucks a guy resulting in a VAR goal reversal, then effing JLingz makes a play on the other end to set up a Forest goal.

Typical Hammers. We're not going to score at all this season.

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Postby willeyeam » Sun Aug 14, 2022 10:58 am

Man U is on relegation watch
With West Ham apparently

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Postby Trip McNeely » Sun Aug 14, 2022 1:31 pm

Thomas Tuchel might be more unlikable than Antonio Conte

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Sun Aug 14, 2022 1:37 pm

Get **** Chelsea. Hope Tuchel gets his ass kicked in the parking lot.

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Postby Gaucho » Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:11 pm

Tuchel is the Wurst.

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Postby shoeshine boy » Mon Aug 15, 2022 8:39 am

yeah, as an EPL newbie please explain, wtf was up with those 2 managers yesterday?

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Mon Aug 15, 2022 10:06 am

yeah, as an EPL newbie please explain, wtf was up with those 2 managers yesterday?
Chelsea and Tottenham really hate each other and Tottenham has like 1 win the the Premier League era at Stamford Bridge. Beyond that...



Lead up to Tottenham's first goal. Chelsea wanted play stopped for a foul, but Benta got the ball (barely) and Chelsea retained possession so ref let it play. Chelsea turned it over, Tottenham scored. Tuchel acted like the little dodint he is and started screaming at Conte.



Chelsea scored to make it 2-1. Clear foul causing a turnover wasn't called (probably an NHL style make up call), Chelsea scored and Slenderman went sprinting in front of the Tottenham bench to celebrate with the fans.

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Tottenham wins a last minute corner, but on the previous corner GOAT Romero got a hold of Krusty's hair and gave a tug.

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Chelsea wanted a red card, which would have resulted in them getting a free kick. VAR looked at it and determined it wasn't red card worthy, so play continued and the good guys scored.



Conte wants to blow through the hand shake and go celebrate with his boys, but piss baby acted like a piss baby and caused a dust up because "you always look a man in the eyes when you shake his hand".

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Slenderman proceeded to dodint about the refs after the match and is now being investigated by the FA, while Conte flexed on social media because he knows he would kick Tuchel's ass.



No further disciplinary action for Romero, Conte's touch line ban getting appealed because the fracas at the end was 100% on Tuchel, and Tuchel getting investigated by the FA for inflammatory comments and likely to face further discipline.

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Postby Trip McNeely » Mon Aug 15, 2022 10:36 am

Great breakdown.

I don’t like conte. I think he’s a big **** baby and leaves every team when he doesn’t get his way. He left Juve in a huge bind and while Allegri was a good backup, I now watch my favorite team play a torturous version of soccer all because conte left.

But Tuchel, my god, that guy really sucks. “Look me in the eye”. What a douchebag. You acted like an dadhole the whole game and then you want some respectful handshake. Also, that was a foul on Bentancur but it was like a minute earlier and Chelsea had possession again when Jorginho spilled it in the box. Grow up you loser

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Postby shoeshine boy » Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:58 am

that's a lot to unpack..... :scared:

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Thu Aug 18, 2022 4:10 pm



Nike is trash

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Postby Trip McNeely » Thu Aug 18, 2022 4:42 pm



Nike is trash
I’m not sure why the USMNT consistently has the worst Nike kits. Every once in awhile they will be cool (I like the red and blue crazy striped kit) but what in gods name are these things

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Aug 18, 2022 4:57 pm

Lol, what an absurdly ugly vanilla kit.

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Postby count2infinity » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:11 pm

They look like hockey pads belong under them.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:15 pm



Nike is trash
I’m not sure why the USMNT consistently has the worst Nike kits. Every once in awhile they will be cool (I like the red and blue crazy striped kit) but what in gods name are these things
Nike, in general, is templated garbage. Liverpool, Barca, Tottenham, even Pumas all have some version of this kit template this season.

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Postby Trip McNeely » Thu Aug 18, 2022 7:47 pm



Nike is trash
I’m not sure why the USMNT consistently has the worst Nike kits. Every once in awhile they will be cool (I like the red and blue crazy striped kit) but what in gods name are these things
Nike, in general, is templated garbage. Liverpool, Barca, Tottenham, even Pumas all have some version of this kit template this season.
To be fair, adidas and puma template too. And puma is consistently the worst outside of the Italian national team kits. The away Puma kits for the euro championship were the worst templates of all time. Nike can still do something cool with the USMNT with a template but they just decide to give them garbage

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Postby Gaucho » Sat Aug 20, 2022 8:20 am

Spurs with an inspired first half. Conte is a magician.

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