NFL

[Orlando Penguin]

What a puss. He went to a hospital for 2-3 sitiches? I’ve had mrs meow give me 2-3 stitches before.

Did she use crochet needles?

[LITT]

for someone who is a tv personality, i think youd want a plastic surgeon stitching up your money maker

[meow]

What a puss. He went to a hospital for 2-3 sitiches? I’ve had mrs meow give me 2-3 stitches before.

Did she use crochet needles?

I don’t know what those are so I’m going to say no

[Dickie Dunn]

Bengals really going all in. Marv Lewis will be running the defense AND Hue Jackson has been hired as Special Assistant to the Head Coach. Those two Mensa members working together? The league is ****.

[DigitalGypsy66]

It's like the Justice League of Terrible Ohio Coaches there. WTF?

[mikey]

What a puss. He went to a hospital for 2-3 sitiches? I’ve had mrs meow give me 2-3 stitches before.

Did she use crochet needles?

I don’t know what those are so I’m going to say no

It's those things sticking in the ground you ninny...

[Freddy Rumsen]

Marvin Lewis will be coach for 40 years.

[meow]

Oh. No. She did not use those

[willeyeam]

omg stop

[dodint]

Bengals really going all in. Marv Lewis will be running the defense AND Hue Jackson has been hired as Special Assistant to the Head Coach. Those two Mensa members working together? The league is ****.

This is amazing. With Harfbaugh out in Baltimore at the end of the year it should be like shooting fish in a barrel for the Steelers. Should be.

[willeyeam]

Bengals really going all in. Marv Lewis will be running the defense AND Hue Jackson has been hired as Special Assistant to the Head Coach. Those two Mensa members working together? The league is ****.

This is amazing. With Harfbaugh out in Baltimore at the end of the year it should be like shooting fish in a barrel for the Steelers. Should be.

It kinda has been for like 15 years

[Orlando Penguin]

What a puss. He went to a hospital for 2-3 sitiches? I’ve had mrs meow give me 2-3 stitches before.

Did she use crochet needles?

I don’t know what those are so I’m going to say no

It's those things sticking in the ground you ninny...

That’s croQUet. Try again. Crochet. It’s a knitting thing your grandmothers do.

[mikey]

Ahh...that line from Saving Silverman makes a lot more sense now...

"You've been pinching loaves on the lawn...?"

[shafnutz05]

Bengals really going all in. Marv Lewis will be running the defense AND Hue Jackson has been hired as Special Assistant to the Head Coach. Those two Mensa members working together? The league is ****.

This is amazing. With Harfbaugh out in Baltimore at the end of the year it should be like shooting fish in a barrel for the Steelers. Should be.

"Special Assistant to the Head Coach". Jesus, the Office jokes write themselves. Hue was actually a good OC prior to the disaster at HC, but this is doomed to fail.

[count2infinity]

"Special Assistant to the Head Coach". Jesus, the Office jokes write themselves. Hue was actually a good OC prior to the disaster at HC, but this is doomed to fail.

I'm pretty sure Dwight Schrute came up with that title...

[shafnutz05]

This is a great post from Reddit, and encapsulates this year's abortion of a MNF crew well.

The MNF crew sounds like two guys in the middle of an acid trip doing a really good job of hiding it, but aren't quite saying things that normal people say.

To wit:

https://twitter.com/RobTornoe/status/10 ... 47361?s=19

[Pavel Bure]

Peyton Manning news:
https://business.utulsa.edu/senior-peyt ... finds-fit/

Nothing about dragging balls, taint, and anus across a trainer’s face. 2/10

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

This is a great post from Reddit, and encapsulates this year's abortion of a MNF crew well.

The MNF crew sounds like two guys in the middle of an acid trip doing a really good job of hiding it, but aren't quite saying things that normal people say.

To wit:

https://twitter.com/RobTornoe/status/10 ... 47361?s=19

[tifosi77]

What could go wrong with a brodcast crew called Tess, Witt, and Booger.

Actually, Witten has been decent, and Booger is okay at times. What does not work, manifestly, is having two guys in the booth and one dude randomly obstructing field views from the sidelines.

That said, we have friends coming up to visit next month, and we're going to the 49ers-Broncos game. Such hoot.

[shafnutz05]

Actually, Witten has been decent

He's been atrocious.

[mikey]

Yeah, Witten has been bad. Tess is a fine pxp guy, but usually for more exciting games...his trying to make garbage games seem exciting takes a lot out of his talent...Witten and Flava Flav have been frog butter...

[tifosi77]

You are wrong, but that's familiar ground, so we're good.

[dodint]

Still better than Gruden.

[tifosi77]

Terry Bradshaw appears to be uncommonly drunk tonight.

[dodint]

Ohhhh, Seattle? GB? Gonna be a no for me dawg.