NFL

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I also am not proud of posting not just one but TWO reports about Lance’s preseason practices. The first one I posted mostly facetiously but I felt I had to post the laudatory one as well

[skullman80]

your boy’s back skullman!

Ha I almost came back to post this for you.

[Morkle]

I find this evaluations fascinating, who'd have thought a practical rookie who didn't get many first team reps and in his first year of being "starter" would have an up and down pre-season. unfathomable, really.

[nocera]

So does the NFL rule on the suspension before Friday?

[willeyeam]

i've never rooted so hard for an injury - hope he plays

[dodint]

i've never rooted so hard for an injury - hope he plays

I'm still rooting for Antonio Brown to fall out of a window and land headfirst on a thumbtack.

[mikey]

Why would you want a preseason suspension...?

Max pain would be something like: Plays all preseason. Looks amazing. Gets suspended for 12 regular season games. Returns week 13, plays one snap, and spontaneously combusts...

[skullman80]

i've never rooted so hard for an injury - hope he plays

A torn ACL on his first drop back if he does play would be poetic.

[mikey]

Well, poetic would be, uhhh, how to put this...after a sack, the defensive line plays a friendly game of limp bizkit and DeShaun Watson's face is the cracker and he just ****** drowns...that's poetic. The ACL thing is more realistic...

[Orlando Penguin]

Or just grab and twist his junk at the bottom of the pile since he seems to always want it touched.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

NFL players are a different breed of shitbags

[skullman80]

That sucks.... Gore was one of favorite 49ers when he played for them.

What a dbag (assuming it's all true)

[nocera]

That headline makes it seems like it was some random naked woman who just happened to be walking by.

[mikey]

She was asking for it based on her manner of dress...?

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

That headline makes it seems like it was some random naked woman who just happened to be walking by.

well it is Atlantic City…

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

your boy’s back skullman!

That's what happens when the 6'8" back to back Blockbuster video game champ joins your practice.

[meow]

i've never rooted so hard for an injury - hope he plays

I'm still rooting for Antonio Brown to fall out of a window and land headfirst on a thumbtack.

That’s it? I’ve been rooting for him to snap both femurs and have them both puncture his dadhole for about four years now.

[shafnutz05]

For some reason I always assumed Gore was a cut above the rest.

[meow]

The dude went to Miami. That alone should be a felony.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

he had a miraculously low wonderlic

[meow]

Why are they giving RBs the wonderlic? Not much thinking going on at that position.

[mikey]

- Trent Richardson, probably

[Troy Loney]

Mendenhall's results should have raised some red flags, sort of like a Kyrie Irving type outlier

[tifosi77]

Why are they giving RBs the wonderlic? Not much thinking going on at that position.

I think you can opt out of it, but isn't it just part of the combine now? Like, you show up to Indianapolis, expect to take the test regardless of position.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

they **** better