NFL

[Dickie Dunn]

Peter Carroll probably told her how to use Snapchat location tracker.

[shafnutz05]

Legit lol at "stuff like this happens" and "keep us in your prayers".

So let me get this straight...he was having a threesome with his brother and another woman?

Oh lord, I just found this from 2013. The replies

[CBear3]

It said they were with women, plural. That's a full on or-gee, as a girl down the hall used to call it.

[willeyeam]

Lolz that tweet

[Kaiser]

LOB stood for "love our brothers."

[Gaucho]

[shafnutz05]

Some people hate Frank Caliendo or impressionists in general. I think he's great

[Dickie Dunn]

Frank is a one trick pony but his pony is better at the trick than any other trick trained ponies.

[willeyeam]

I think he's pretty funny. The new kid I've seen Joey Mulinaro is pretty good too

[tifosi77]

I like watching interviews with Caliendo where he breaks down how he works out a new impression. How some are surprising combinations of existing voices he does. Like McVay started out as Gruden.

He says the key to doing the Romo impression is you are required - ! - to maintain the s**t-eating grin throughout; it's as tho he just saw incriminating photos of Nance, but he can't tell him about it on air. "Aw, Jim...."

[Ad@m]

[shafnutz05]

Saw this on Reddit... Unfortunately it looks like she will be getting just about everything she wants. How about this:

Among other things, Cavallari apparently opted for the split after growing frustrated with Cutler in his post-NFL days.

Cavallari, a source told Page Six, “views herself as very polished and put together, and [Cutler as] this lazy, unmotivated guy.”

Your husband made millions of dollars exposing himself to the possibility of horrific injury the whole time. He isn't allowed to be a little lazy post-career?

[skullman80]

If he didn't have a prenup he's really dumb.

[Trip McNeely]

Let’s be honest, Jay Cutler was lazy and unmotivated as a player. Maybe the most lazy and unmotivated quarterback of the past few decades.

Just think of how big of a slug that dude is outside of football.

Not saying she is right, but I’m not also saying she’s 100 percent wrong

[willeyeam]

You don't get to be a semi decent NFL quarterback by being lazy. Sure his personality didn't project a bunch of enthusiasm but that just doesn't happen by being lazy. Also I think I read she started her businesses with $5 million of his money

[NTP66]

You don't get to be a semi decent NFL quarterback by being lazy. Sure his personality didn't project a bunch of enthusiasm but that just doesn't happen by being lazy. Also I think I read she started her businesses with $5 million of his money

This. She made money being a dipshit on a reality tv show. Enough said.

[mikey]

Sure, but in the subset of professional athletes, Cutler was probably in the first percentile for dedication, motivation and work ethic...

Just like Connor Sheary doesn't "suck" because he could beat us 1 on 5 in a game...but, in the framework of the only time we ever see this person operate as a human...

Cutler was a "natural" more than anything and Kristin was hot, which is also kind of natural...

[Trip McNeely]

Sure, but in the subset of professional athletes, Cutler was probably in the first percentile for dedication, motivation and work ethic...

Just like Connor Sheary doesn't "suck" because he could beat us 1 on 5 in a game...but, in the framework of the only time we ever see this person operate as a human...

Cutler was a "natural" more than anything and Kristin was hot, which is also kind of natural...

Me to Jay Cutler

[mikey]

Oh for sure haha

[willeyeam]

Sure, but in the subset of professional athletes, Cutler was probably in the first percentile for dedication, motivation and work ethic...

I just don't believe you can get to be at his level for ten years by being that lazy. That's Jamarcus Russell

[Dickie Dunn]

Dude spent most of his NFL playing career with Type 1 Diabetes, checking his sugar levels every time he returned to the sidelines. He definitely gave some level of a ****.

[mikey]

Sure, but in the subset of professional athletes, Cutler was probably in the first percentile for dedication, motivation and work ethic...

I just don't believe you can get to be at his level for ten years by being that lazy. That's Jamarcus Russell

Sure. Also an NFLer. In the scale of pro athletes, he's not a worker. In the scale of his dedication to become a pro athlete vs mine. He's a hard worker.

My prep to play hockey was 3 or less drinks at happy hour...I'm sure he did a bicep curl or two...

[willeyeam]

Sure, but in the subset of professional athletes, Cutler was probably in the first percentile for dedication, motivation and work ethic...

I just don't believe you can get to be at his level for ten years by being that lazy. That's Jamarcus Russell

Sure. Also an NFLer. In the scale of pro athletes, he's not a worker. In the scale of his dedication to become a pro athlete vs mine. He's a hard worker.

My prep to play hockey was 3 or less drinks at happy hour...I'm sure he did a bicep curl or two...

So you think Jay Cutler started for ten years on natural ability? I don't think most people grasp how much work goes into that but I think you would. That's hours and hours and hours of film each week on top of reps and actual workouts. I don't think there's anyone that can carve out a career like that without doing that kind of work. It's not like he was some 6'6" physical specimen that ran a 4.5 40. I don't really care enough to argue much on it but I guess the point is Kristin **** Cavalerri doesn't have much ground to stand on to be calling Cutty lazy

[Kaiser]

He isn't tweeting about gains and making himself look like a basket case with holistic bullcrap, plus he has the face of a Warcraft-playing slob. Roethlisberger is exactly the same, but didn't play for the bears.

[mikey]

Sure, but in the subset of professional athletes, Cutler was probably in the first percentile for dedication, motivation and work ethic...

I just don't believe you can get to be at his level for ten years by being that lazy. That's Jamarcus Russell

Sure. Also an NFLer. In the scale of pro athletes, he's not a worker. In the scale of his dedication to become a pro athlete vs mine. He's a hard worker.

My prep to play hockey was 3 or less drinks at happy hour...I'm sure he did a bicep curl or two...

So you think Jay Cutler started for ten years on natural ability? I don't think most people grasp how much work goes into that but I think you would. That's hours and hours and hours of film each week on top of reps and actual workouts. I don't think there's anyone that can carve out a career like that without doing that kind of work. It's not like he was some 6'6" physical specimen that ran a 4.5 40. I don't really care enough to argue much on it but I guess the point is Kristin **** Cavalerri doesn't have much ground to stand on to be calling Cutty lazy

I think we're talking past each other. Like you said, I feel I have a better grasp than most about what it takes to be a pro athlete because I'm around it all the time. But what I'm saying is that in the field of pro athletes, someone has to be last (or in a lower rung) and Jay Cutler is one of those guys...he's actually probably doubles up in the sense that he's not a strong worker off the field (physicality and mental improvement - he made the same mistakes in his last season that he did in his first) nor is he a strong worker on the field (mental mistakes, demeanor, quitting in that playoff game (?), retired fairly early). It's like the old prisoners' dilemma...he's in the "don't work", "don't work" combo. He had a natural, laser rocket arm and he never grew in his career and he got what he got out of it...a single kick at the playoffs and no accolades, kicked around to multiple teams after being a very high pick, and had more top-5 finishes in interceptions than TDs, yards, comp%, and rating combined (4 vs 1!). I'm not saying that Cutler never put in time in the gym or the film room or anything...that's impossible. But relatively speaking, it seems he did very little in this regard.

Where as, say, Alexander Ovechkin - also a natural and also someone who doesn't work very hard in the gym. But he's a natural athlete and he's just a bear of a man and he works hard on the rink. So he went "work"/"don't work" and he had enough natural ability and on-rink work ethic that he did well for himself. What will his endurance be like late career? Who knows. How well will he adapt when his physical ability deteriorates? Well, we're already seeing that. He can still score, he just does absolutely zero else. So in his mid-30s, as he started to fall off physically ("don't work") instead of changing "don't work", he changed the on ice habit to just focus on his primary function and leave the rest - he opted to strip parts of his game to fit "don't work" and now he's mostly "don't work"/"don't work".

Other players do this in other ways...like Crosby ("work"/"work") will likely gracefully age into a two-way forward who gets 50-75 point seasons in his twilight years (maintain "work"/"work") and be sought after late for his adaptations. He'll add to his game (and has) to compensate for fleeting physical ability because he has the ability to (Yzerman or Beliveau) as opposed to just going with what he knows until the tank runs out (like Lemieux or Gretzky).