NFL

[MR25]

The only other one I can name is the "I can't feel my face" song. Though I'm sure the NFL doesn't exactly want to use a song about snorting cocaine in their ads.

[genoscoif]

It’s super annoying how everything has worked out in Tampa. Brady is old but still good. Gronk comes out of retirement and is a contributor. AB behaves himself as 3WR. Fournette is useful. Everything is coming up Brady and it’s infuriating.

goats gonna goat

To me, this really is proof that there is a God...because there is no Devil without a God...and there is no way that one person is both this good and this lucky and can be a cheater and kid kisser with no ramifications to his records or image without an existing legally binding contract involving a soul.

I mean, take his personal life away, which involves a super rich supermodel wife/mom and an ex that's freaking Bridget Moynahan............

How many times has the league had to change rules that directly helped this d-bag win? Tuck rule, Jesse James, the fact that the Colts lost a playoff game because the Pats corners basically assaulted their receivers all game. It's uncanny how often things just break right for that guy. Even a corner deciding not to cover a guy down field with 6 seconds left in the half or Aaron Rodgers throwing into double coverage instead of running it in for TD...and then the decision to kick a FG. It all benefits Lucifer's soul mate.

The thing that keeps me up at night...what did Eli throw in to his deal to override Tommy's agreement? Peyton's soul? Mara Rooney? That would be quite the d*ck move IMO.

[mikey]

Good post.

[dodint]

Did no one watch Uncut Gems?

This is how I know him best.

[shafnutz05]

Would you guys hate me if I said I'm finding it hard to dislike Brady now that he's out of NE?

i actually hope they win. love the story. plus appreciate the goat while you can. probably wont see something like this for a long while.

I feel fairly safe saying we will not see another QB win six SBs in our lifetimes. Patrick Mahomes is the obvious response to that, but Reid is already in his early 60s and can't imagine he is going to coach that much longer. New England was a perfect confluence of events that will be virtually impossible to recreate again. GOAT coach, GOAT QB.

[robbiestoupe]

I can tell you one thing. When Last Dance comes out in 20 years with Brady as the subject, I won't spend 10 hours of my life watching. Just not that interesting.

[willeyeam]

I would if half the film wasn't him dunking on the Steelers

[dodint]

Buffalo, fun story.
NO, win it for Breesus.
Cleveland, they're out this week anyway so why not feign support.
LA, meh.
TB, f AB
KC, f LB
GB, f AR
Baltimore, f their mothers.

**** me, I guess.

Buffalo, fun story.
NO, win it for Breesus.
Cleveland, they're out this week anyway so why not feign support.
LA, meh.
TB, f AB
KC, f LB
GB, f AR
Baltimore, f their mothers.

I'll watch, but it's a pretty underwhelming matchup for me. That said, I've flipped and am behind KC instead of TB now.

[willeyeam]

if you can separate the personalities from the game, it should be an entertaining football game imo

[dodint]

Is it though? People in Tampa don't even care about Tampa. And KC is the returning champ. Not a lot to sink your teeth into.

Placed my bet on the Chiefs -3.0. That'll keep the TV on but it's a snoozer matchup, imo.

The pass-the-torch Brady/Mahomes thing isn't even compelling. Mahomes already won it all. It's not even a narrative.

[robbiestoupe]

if you can separate the personalities from the game, it should be an entertaining football game imo

The Chiefs are actually a fun bunch to watch. The Pats were boring with their dink and dunk offense, this team is just scary good all around.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

the second Rams/Brady Super Bowl was close but boring as hell. Other than that though, Brady hasn't been in an uninteresting Super Bowl

I think it'll be good and anyone on here who's refusing to watch it because of Brown/Bell/Brady are hilariously fragile

[dodint]

I don't remember anyone saying that.

If I were going to pick a reason to not watch it, the reason would be Jim Nance.

[NTP66]

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I don't remember anyone saying that.

If I were going to pick a reason to not watch it, the reason would be Jim Nance.

if you turn your reading material to page 1028, you will see two of such opinions

[dodint]

meow and NTP66?

meow was talking about Brady/Mahomes fawnfest, I thought.

And NTP66 is talking out of his ass, he's watching.

[NTP66]

Those weren't the primary reasons, dummy.

[willeyeam]

Nantz

[willeyeam]

Put some respeck on his name

[CBear3]

It'll be interesting. Turn Brady over and capitalize. Can't imagine him being beat by the same team twice in a season with 2 weeks to prepare, but then again Arians isn't Belichek.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

meow and NTP66?

meow was talking about Brady/Mahomes fawnfest, I thought.

And NTP66 is talking out of his ass, he's watching.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

anyway, the line (Chiefs -3) is interesting. Seems like they’re not giving the Bucs any home field advantage

[nocera]

Will the Bucs have to use the visitor locker room?

[DigitalGypsy66]

Tyreek Hill is a like a Tecmo Bowl Walter Payton or Bo Jackson. Just faster and shiftier than anyone else on the field.

[dodint]

Put some respeck on his name

No.

All he does is read. You can clearly hear him reading off of notes that the production team gives him. Then when there is a moment of dead air he'll read whatever is on the screen. Verbatim.

That's why I like Romo. Romo is the exact opposite and Nance can't keep up, it's a whole sideshow in and of itself.