Happy Birthday Weenie

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

thank you internet strangers that I’ve discussed both the Penguins and some other random topics with

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

if you want a dumb MIMH story from this weekend: I threw a combined housewarming/bday party. Obviously being on Mother’s Day I invited my family and my nieces and nephews were there (four 1-7 year olds) so I figured it would be fun to do a piñata. But to keep it entertaining for the adults, I thought of the very stupid joke of putting broccoli (instead of any candy) in the piñata. It killed

[mikey]

Imagining scolding hot broccoli falling out of a pinata and a bunch of small children trying to grab it is a funny mental image to me...normal caveats about not happening in real life blah blah blah...

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I can be cruel but not evil