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bad jokes thread
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:17 pm
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Why is gambling outlawed in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:21 pm
by blackjack68
What is the name of a restaurant that sells corn on the cob for a dollar each?
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:23 pm
by meow
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:25 pm
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
let's hear some of your jokes then Mr. Doesn't-Make-Any-Jokes
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:29 pm
by Willie Kool
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:34 pm
by meow
let's hear some of your jokes then Mr. Doesn't-Make-Any-Jokes
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:40 pm
by Solidsnake
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:42 pm
by Viva la Ben
a blind man walks into a bar
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:44 pm
by BigMck
Is there a 3 drink minimum in this thread?
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 5:06 pm
by tifosi77
A rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow! Where'd you find that?" The parrot says, "Brooklyn. They're everywhere."
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 5:07 pm
by tifosi77
a blind man walks into a bar
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 5:38 pm
by blackjack68
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cause 7 8 9
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 5:42 pm
by Tico Rick
What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 7:18 pm
by dodint
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
When I was in 2nd grade, my Dad told me this joke and it completely destroyed me. I almost passed out I laughed so hard, not sure why it got me so good but it did.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 7:23 pm
by Kicksave
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 7:26 pm
by NailedPenguin
What's the deal with Ovaltine?
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 7:31 pm
by tifosi77
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 8:47 pm
by shafnutz05
Is there a 3 drink minimum in this thread?
Eight.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 8:52 pm
by Gaucho
I like that MIMH started this thread.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 9:21 pm
by AuthorTony
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 9:30 pm
by iamjs
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 10:34 pm
by NailedPenguin
why did the bakery fire the balding man. because he put his hair in a bun
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 3:28 am
by Pavement
2 oranges walk into a pub. First orange says to the other, 'you're round'.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 6:38 am
by Reveutopique
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 8:47 am
by Silentom
Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock-knock joke?