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Reveutopique
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This is really random and is bathroom humor but the other day I had diarrhea and Kaiser was asking me if I was going to go to work or something. I said, "Are you kidding me. I can't even keep my (stool) together."
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classy. 
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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. She says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth closed that does the trick."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth closed that does the trick."
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How long do owls live for?
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
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Do you know why Italy is shaped like a boot?
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Slappy, once again I'm going to have to ask you to stop reporting any post that makes fun of the land of the noodles and the home of the prego.
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I had a moment of weakness. Apologies, slapper.-
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Its probably a jersey thingSlappy, once again I'm going to have to ask you to stop reporting any post that makes fun of the land of the noodles and the home of the prego.
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Do you know who built the Round Table of Arthurian legend?
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How do you titillate an ocelot?
You oscilate its tit a lot.
You oscilate its tit a lot.
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A couple of 95 year olds is getting a divorce. The judge asks them: "why now - you have been together for 77 years?"
Well,...
Well,...
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What a week for you, Tomas.
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A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
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This joke is both funny and unfunny until it is observed
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What did the bra say to the hat?
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Shouldn't that be what did the bra say to the hat?
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Silentom
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It does say that.
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