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Why is gambling outlawed in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.
Too many cheetahs.
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What is the name of a restaurant that sells corn on the cob for a dollar each?
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let's hear some of your jokes then Mr. Doesn't-Make-Any-Jokes
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"
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The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.let's hear some of your jokes then Mr. Doesn't-Make-Any-Jokes
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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a blind man walks into a bar
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Is there a 3 drink minimum in this thread?
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A rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow! Where'd you find that?" The parrot says, "Brooklyn. They're everywhere."
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a blind man walks into a bar
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Cause 7 8 9Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
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When I was in 2nd grade, my Dad told me this joke and it completely destroyed me. I almost passed out I laughed so hard, not sure why it got me so good but it did.Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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What's the deal with Ovaltine?
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Eight.Is there a 3 drink minimum in this thread?
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I like that MIMH started this thread.
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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Light blue.
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why did the bakery fire the balding man. because he put his hair in a bun
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2 oranges walk into a pub. First orange says to the other, 'you're round'.
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People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
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Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock-knock joke?
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