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Knock. Knock.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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Chirpin grinder.
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Dwayne.Okay, I'll bite.
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Dwayne who?
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Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
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I was searching for the perfect response. I'm glad you handled it for me.Chirpin grinder.
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Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
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I was searching for the perfect response. I'm glad you handled it for me.Chirpin grinder.
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Where do hats and coats go to war?
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those that know binary, those that don't, and those that didn't realize this is a ternary joke.
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Just in case somebody did not read my contribution to the "bad jokes" thread over at LGP. I learned this one when I was 15 (~30 years ago). I will never un-learn it. Remember, this is a BAD JOKES thread!
A man visits a sex doctor and says: "Doctor, every time after I [have a good time with my wife], three flies fly out of her nose." The sex doctor has obviously never heard of anything like that. So he visits the man at home, and gets to observe the couple to [have a good time]. And, indeed, after everything is over, three flies fly out of the wife's nose. That, naturally, spurs the doctor's curiosity to the extreme. So, he decides to examine the man and the woman. After the examination is done, the doctor turns to the man, and says: "OK, I finally know what your problem is!"
You are welcome.
A man visits a sex doctor and says: "Doctor, every time after I [have a good time with my wife], three flies fly out of her nose." The sex doctor has obviously never heard of anything like that. So he visits the man at home, and gets to observe the couple to [have a good time]. And, indeed, after everything is over, three flies fly out of the wife's nose. That, naturally, spurs the doctor's curiosity to the extreme. So, he decides to examine the man and the woman. After the examination is done, the doctor turns to the man, and says: "OK, I finally know what your problem is!"
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This video would be a valid contribution to the "most awesome jokes ever told" thread, NOT this thread!
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You ever have sex on a camping trip...?
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Norm is so great.
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Thor, god of thunder, once galloped on his horse yelling "I'm Thor!" His horse answered, "you forgot the thaddle, thilly."
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What do you call a psychic midget who's wanted for murder?
A small medium at large
A small medium at large
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Why does Waldo of "Where's Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
He doesn't want to be spotted.
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Where do ties live?
Tie land
Tie land
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My computer said hello to me this morning..... It must be a dell.
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