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Postby Jim » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:43 am

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Postby dodint » Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:01 pm

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Postby MR25 » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:56 pm

I don't know how the Pens sell any of their #62 jerseys.

Everybody just wants to be Hagelin...

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Postby Silentom » Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:23 pm

What do a pregnant woman, a frozen beer, and a burnt pizza have in common?
An idiot who didn't take it out in time.

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Postby Silentom » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:57 pm

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
Beef jerky.

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Postby dodint » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:15 am

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Postby Gaucho » Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:44 am

Why was Joan of Arc luckier than Mayr Queen of Scots? Because Joan got a hot stake and Mary only a cold chop.

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Postby Gaucho » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:07 pm

Two sailors are shipwrecked on an island inhabited by heartless natives. "You have a choice," says the island king to the first sailor. "Instantaneous Death or Chee-Chee." The first sailor gulps. "I choose Chee-Chee" he says. There is a loud gong. "You have chosen Chee-Chee," announces the king, and two large, sword-wielding men appear, chop off the sailor's arms, disembowel and skin him, and leave him in a steaming bloody heap to die. "You have a choice," says the king to the second sailor. "Instantaneous Death or Chee-Chee." The second sailor is pale and sweating. "I guess I'll take Instantaneous Death," he says. There is another loud gong. "You have chosen Instantaneous Death" says the king. "But first, Chee-Chee!"

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Postby Robot B9 » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:20 pm

I've heard that one before as Death by Mawamba. Still cracks me up.

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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:07 am

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Postby dodint » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:57 pm

oh ffs

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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:04 pm

Hey you came into this thread. Not like the name of it, and the most recent poster wasn't a dead giveaway for what to expect.

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Postby dodint » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:18 pm

I just scrolled up and saw I posted that incredibly stupid Nazi coal mining joke. So, yeah, you're fine.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:21 pm

If you read the MINE FEWER line in Peter Sellers' voice from Dr Strangelove it's pretty funny.

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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:22 pm

I am an officer of the lu-aw.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:23 pm

That is not my dog.

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:52 pm

@Silentom

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Postby columbia » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:59 pm

That is not my dog.
"Do you have a rume?"

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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:50 pm

A rhuem?

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Postby dodint » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:48 am

I feel like being nice to 'Om today, so here, for you:

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Postby Silentom » Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:03 pm

I dig it. Solid pun 8/7 would giggle again.

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Postby dodint » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:18 pm

For my boy 'Om:

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Postby NTP66 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:09 pm

Nice.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:13 pm

What do you call a fat medium?
A four chin teller
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Postby crusherstasiak » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:54 pm

What do call a midget fortune-teller on the lam?
a small medium at large

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