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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri May 08, 2015 4:17 pm

Why is gambling outlawed in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri May 08, 2015 4:21 pm

What is the name of a restaurant that sells corn on the cob for a dollar each?
Buccaneer

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Postby meow » Fri May 08, 2015 4:23 pm

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri May 08, 2015 4:25 pm

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let's hear some of your jokes then Mr. Doesn't-Make-Any-Jokes

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri May 08, 2015 4:29 pm

A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"

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Postby meow » Fri May 08, 2015 4:34 pm

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let's hear some of your jokes then Mr. Doesn't-Make-Any-Jokes
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

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Postby Solidsnake » Fri May 08, 2015 4:40 pm

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

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Postby Viva la Ben » Fri May 08, 2015 4:42 pm

a blind man walks into a bar
...and a chair
...and a table

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Postby BigMck » Fri May 08, 2015 4:44 pm

Is there a 3 drink minimum in this thread?

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri May 08, 2015 5:06 pm

A rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow! Where'd you find that?" The parrot says, "Brooklyn. They're everywhere."

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri May 08, 2015 5:07 pm

a blind man walks into a bar
...and a chair
...and a table
:lol:

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri May 08, 2015 5:38 pm

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cause 7 8 9

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Postby Tico Rick » Fri May 08, 2015 5:42 pm

What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?
Mommy?

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Postby dodint » Fri May 08, 2015 7:18 pm

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
When I was in 2nd grade, my Dad told me this joke and it completely destroyed me. I almost passed out I laughed so hard, not sure why it got me so good but it did. :lol:

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Postby NailedPenguin » Fri May 08, 2015 7:26 pm

What's the deal with Ovaltine?

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri May 08, 2015 8:47 pm

Is there a 3 drink minimum in this thread?
Eight.

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Postby Gaucho » Fri May 08, 2015 8:52 pm

I like that MIMH started this thread.

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Postby iamjs » Fri May 08, 2015 9:30 pm

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

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Postby NailedPenguin » Fri May 08, 2015 10:34 pm

why did the bakery fire the balding man. because he put his hair in a bun

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Postby Pavement » Sat May 09, 2015 3:28 am

2 oranges walk into a pub. First orange says to the other, 'you're round'.

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Postby Reveutopique » Sat May 09, 2015 6:38 am

People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.

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Postby Silentom » Mon May 11, 2015 8:47 am

Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize.

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