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Postby blackjack68 » Mon May 11, 2015 12:09 pm

Knock. Knock.

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Postby Silentom » Mon May 11, 2015 1:16 pm

Okay, I'll bite.

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Postby Craig » Mon May 11, 2015 2:45 pm

Chirpin grinder.

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Postby mikey » Mon May 11, 2015 2:46 pm

:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

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Postby Silentom » Mon May 11, 2015 3:38 pm

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon May 11, 2015 3:42 pm

Okay, I'll bite.

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Dwayne.

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Postby Silentom » Mon May 11, 2015 3:54 pm

Dwayne who?

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon May 11, 2015 4:43 pm

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

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Postby meow » Mon May 11, 2015 4:53 pm

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I was searching for the perfect response. I'm glad you handled it for me.

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Postby MR25 » Mon May 11, 2015 5:30 pm

Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.

Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"

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Postby Silentom » Mon May 11, 2015 5:40 pm

Chirpin grinder.
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I was searching for the perfect response. I'm glad you handled it for me.
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Postby iamjs » Mon May 18, 2015 1:44 pm

Where do hats and coats go to war?
a rack

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon May 18, 2015 1:51 pm

There are 10 types of people in the world: those that know binary, those that don't, and those that didn't realize this is a ternary joke.

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Postby Tomas » Mon May 18, 2015 1:56 pm

Just in case somebody did not read my contribution to the "bad jokes" thread over at LGP. I learned this one when I was 15 (~30 years ago). I will never un-learn it. Remember, this is a BAD JOKES thread! :)

A man visits a sex doctor and says: "Doctor, every time after I [have a good time with my wife], three flies fly out of her nose." The sex doctor has obviously never heard of anything like that. So he visits the man at home, and gets to observe the couple to [have a good time]. And, indeed, after everything is over, three flies fly out of the wife's nose. That, naturally, spurs the doctor's curiosity to the extreme. So, he decides to examine the man and the woman. After the examination is done, the doctor turns to the man, and says: "OK, I finally know what your problem is!"
"Your wife has been dead for three months."
You are welcome.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Mon May 18, 2015 2:38 pm

Bad joke, but definitely the best joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8

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Postby Tomas » Mon May 18, 2015 4:10 pm

Bad joke, but definitely the best joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8
This video would be a valid contribution to the "most awesome jokes ever told" thread, NOT this thread!

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Postby mikey » Fri May 22, 2015 8:58 pm

You ever have sex on a camping trip...?
It's f****** in tents...

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Postby FreeCandy44 » Fri May 22, 2015 9:10 pm

Norm is so great.

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:59 pm

Thor, god of thunder, once galloped on his horse yelling "I'm Thor!" His horse answered, "you forgot the thaddle, thilly."

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:02 am

What do you call a psychic midget who's wanted for murder?

A small medium at large

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Postby Silentom » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:55 am

Why does Waldo of "Where's Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted.

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Postby iamjs » Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:08 pm

Where do ties live?

Tie land

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:58 pm

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Postby Silentom » Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:53 am

My computer said hello to me this morning..... It must be a dell.

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