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Define "fight" for this quiz.

Are we talking about fight until the animal gives up and flees or is this a "two enter the cage and only one comes out alive" type of fight? Because my answer can sway on a few of these.

I'm assuming fight to the death, in which case I think we'd do a bit better than we'd initially think. Like, how is an eagle going to kill you before you kill it? I think if we went full savage and were willing to use our teeth we'd be formidable. Not against an the bottom 5, but we'd have a shot at the rest at least.

I would beat wholesale ass of the rat, house cat, and goose. The medium sized dog and eagle are iffy. I’m getting wrecked by everything else.

Americans are also more likely to win a fight against Germans.

Eagles are iffy? Jesus, I would strangle even the largest of Harpies.

I feel like it's harder to get your hands on that than you think

You'd have to let it get its licks in first, to be able to grab. Would be painful as AF, but just one, certainly possible.

(I thought this was a gif when I looked for it; spoilered to prevent autoplay)

Do the eagles have sharp talons?

Happy Birthday @Beveridge

TY! My boy was very excited this morning. I got lots of figures as presents.

Stick taps, Bevy...

HBD you old sailor you

TY! My boy was very excited this morning. I got lots of figures as presents.

HBD!!

Happy born day, Bev

Hbd Bev

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And that mother trucker is 8 feet tall

And that mother trucker is 8 feet tall

Could probably just beat him with speed, he's too bulked up to move quickly.

Let me know how that works out for you

Let me know how that works out for you

I'm dead. I died.

I was in Philly this week for a conference, and was slatted to stay until Yesterday morning. I decided to leave Wednesday evening just to get home and sleep in my own bed instead. Found out that the group from my work that did stay went out for some drinks and dinner. They were in a somewhat packed place downtown and who would come in and plop down right next to them? Marc Andre Fleury, Ryan Reaves, and Jake Middleton.

I guess our marketing manager and Fleury chatted for about an hour or so before people started coming over and asking for pictures and whatnot so the players left. Kind of cool.

And that's why you never turn down a social situation...

I'm sure that hour long conversation between a marketing manager and an NHL goalie was riveting.