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Ad@m
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Postby Ad@m » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:54 am

Once again, a gender-reveal party :face:


RonnieFranchise
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Postby RonnieFranchise » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:56 am

Once again, a gender-reveal party :face:

Anyone who holds a gender reveal party deserves what’s coming to them.

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:56 am

Thinning of the herd.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:59 am

I want to believe somewhere theres a teenager who comes out to their parents as trans and gets told “Hell no we had a gender reveal party and everything.”

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Postby MR25 » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:02 am

Once again, a gender-reveal party :face:



Gaucho
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Postby Gaucho » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:05 am

heh

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Postby eddy » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:05 am

I just told my sperm if I wanted a boy or a girl and made it happen. **** cells did right listening to me.

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Postby Beveridge » Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:53 pm

My wife and I released balloons out of a box. We aren't really living.

meow
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Postby meow » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:13 pm

We found out when the kids fell out of mrs meow

eddy
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Postby eddy » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:22 pm

We found out when the kids fell out of mrs meow
Hate when that happens

nocera
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Postby nocera » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:23 pm

Isn't that just a gender reveal party without the extra steps?

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Postby King Colby » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:25 pm

I met this girl at a wedding once who was pregnant. I asked if she knew what she was having and she told me "yes but im the only one who knows. Not even my husband. Theyre all finding out at the gender reveal tomorrow".

I asked how she planned to do the reveal and she said "were playing a balloon darts game. All of the balloons are filled with black confetti except one has pink confetti in it"

She never even realized what she had done

Gaucho
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Postby Gaucho » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:26 pm

:lol:

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Postby Gaucho » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:54 pm


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Postby dodint » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:58 pm

Legit :lol: on that one.

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Postby dodint » Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:30 pm

"FB friends are writing haikus about coffee, and all the haikus work if you substitute "semen," and I am biting my knuckles."

Saving that for next time you folks do your playoff schtick.

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Postby blackjack68 » Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:47 pm

We found out when the kids fell out of mrs meow
By saying that they fell out, is that a humble brag about you?

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Postby blackjack68 » Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:47 pm

Once again, a gender-reveal party :face:

Anyone who holds a gender reveal party deserves what’s coming to them.
Sadly, he’s already passed on those genetics.

meow
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Postby meow » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:26 pm

I met this girl at a wedding once who was pregnant. I asked if she knew what she was having and she told me "yes but im the only one who knows. Not even my husband. Theyre all finding out at the gender reveal tomorrow".

I asked how she planned to do the reveal and she said "were playing a balloon darts game. All of the balloons are filled with black confetti except one has pink confetti in it"

She never even realized what she had done
Was her husband not a black guy?

Gaucho
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Postby Gaucho » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:27 pm


meow
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Postby meow » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:27 pm

We found out when the kids fell out of mrs meow
By saying that they fell out, is that a humble brag about you?
You know ya boy meow so well

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:34 pm

This is an interesting site.

https://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/per ... s-in-2021/

My county (Lancaster) is listed and surrounded on all sides. Sometimes I wish I lived more in the woods (largely open fields around here), but not this year.
Pennsylvania counties: Adams, Bedford, Berks, Bucks, Chester, Columbia, County, Cumberland, Dauphin, Franklin, Fulton, Huntingdon, Lancaster, Lehigh, Luzerne, Lycoming, Mercer, Montgomery, Northampton, Perry, Schuylkill, Somerset, York

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:39 pm

Cool. Somehow we're the only county in western pa

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Postby Faftorial » Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:20 pm

Cool. Somehow we're the only county in western pa
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:scared:

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Postby Shyster » Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:22 pm

The USPS has selected Oshkosh Defense to replace its aging LLV mail-delivery trucks, and boy is the new truck ugly.

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