They're not wrong. You're a Luddite if you haven't installed a bidet in 2020. Who wants to just smear the same fecal matter all over their skin? Does anyone actually think that gets you clean?
They're not wrong. You're a Luddite if you haven't installed a bidet in 2020. Who wants to just smear the same fecal matter all over their skin? Does anyone actually think that gets you clean?
Smearing? How are you wiping your ass?!?!
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:13 pm
by shafnutz05
Even with wiping properly, it's virtually impossible to get every trace of it. Hence 15 seconds with the bidet and a couple squares to dry. Easy.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:51 pm
by shoeshine boy
I'm not sure what company sold my email address but I'm getting about 500% more spam than I was in early March. most with subjects like "congratulations Costco customer!" even though I'm not a Costco member....
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:07 pm
by DigitalGypsy66
Disposable wipes ftw
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:08 pm
by AuthorTony
Those things are brutal on sewage systems.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:15 pm
by mikey
Luddite is a strong stance on this subject. I get the philosophy. If you got **** on your hands, you're not gonna dry rub it away...but hands are not hoops. Also, why not just dampen a bit of tp to finish the job and not have any plumbing work done...?
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:52 pm
by DigitalGypsy66
Those things are brutal on sewage systems.
Yeah, we're on septic and I've heard the same thing. 13 years and never had to pump so far. I'm thinking it's probably less paper going into the tank with the wipes than a wad of Cottonelle.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:02 pm
by NTP66
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:53 pm
by tifosi77
Flushable wipes really aren't.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:54 pm
by shafnutz05
Flushable wipes really aren't.
They sure aren't.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:13 pm
by Ad@m
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:46 pm
by DigitalGypsy66
Weird Al is a national treasure.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:48 pm
by faftorial
Altoona is cutthroat.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:39 pm
by dodint
Ordered a car part on eBay. Part was in Missouri. Seller inadvertently addressed it to "Allison Park, MO, 15101."
UPS brought it all the way to Pittsburgh. Couldn't find the address. Took it back to tbe seller in Missouri.
C'mon man.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:02 am
by shafnutz05
Ordered a car part on eBay. Part was in Missouri. Seller inadvertently addressed it to "Allison Park, MO, 15101."
UPS brought it all the way to Pittsburgh. Couldn't find the address. Took it back to tbe seller in Missouri.
C'mon man.
You would think their local workers would have a grasp of the area. Not to mention basic deductive reasoning.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:00 am
by Ad@m
Yesterday a fire at the Southwest Florida International Airport at Fort Myers, Florida destroyed 3,516 rental cars that were stored in an overflow parking area on the east side of Terminal Access Road. Firefighters on the ground were assisted by helicopters dropping water on the flames. The cars were stored in a grassy field, a fact that may have helped the fire spread. Vicki Moreland, communications director for the airport, said 3,800 cars in the lot were not burned. She said the cause of the fire is being investigated by the State Fire Marshal.
Back to the Future
V for Vendetta
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Star Wars
Total Recall
Ghostbusters
Scream
The Addams Family
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Chaplin
Friday the 13th
Terminator
Crocodile Dundee
Casper
Top Gun
Toy Story
Saw
Hook/Peter Pan
Predator
Pirates of the Caribbean
Wayne's World
There's Something About Mary
Alice in Wonderland
Men in Black
Alien
Jurassic Park
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Harry Potter
Gremlins
Zombieland
Forrest Gump
The Big Lebowski
Wall-E
The Fifth Element
The Watchmen
The Goonies
Howard the Duck
The Crow
Avatar
Batman
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:31 pm
by tifosi77
This is amazing. It tops the first episode.
Popped into the thread to post "John Krasinski's 'Some Good News' is the best thing ever".
Back to the Future
V for Vendetta
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Star Wars
Total Recall
Ghostbusters
Scream
The Addams Family
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Chaplin
Friday the 13th
Terminator
Crocodile Dundee
Casper
Top Gun
Toy Story
Saw
Hook/Peter Pan
Predator
Pirates of the Caribbean
Wayne's World
There's Something About Mary
Alice in Wonderland
Men in Black
Alien
Jurassic Park
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Harry Potter
Gremlins
Zombieland
Forrest Gump
The Big Lebowski
Wall-E
The Fifth Element
The Watchmen
The Goonies
Howard the Duck
The Crow
Avatar
Batman
Some of those I didn't recognize (shamefully, I must confess to not seeing the Alien egg at first blush...), but in addition I got:
Amadeus
Cast Away
Catch Me If You Can (wild guess; the mod suit high on the right next to the gnome - which I'm sure is something, but I don't know what)
Dracula
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Kill Bill
The Birds
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
The Lion King
The Matrix
The Professional
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Woodstock (I'm guessing here; white reverse Strat to the right of the Bubba Gump sign)
Back to the Future
V for Vendetta
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Star Wars
Total Recall
Ghostbusters
Scream
The Addams Family
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Chaplin
Friday the 13th
Terminator
Crocodile Dundee
Casper
Top Gun
Toy Story
Saw
Hook/Peter Pan
Predator
Pirates of the Caribbean
Wayne's World
There's Something About Mary
Alice in Wonderland
Men in Black
Alien
Jurassic Park
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Harry Potter
Gremlins
Zombieland
Forrest Gump
The Big Lebowski
Wall-E
The Fifth Element
The Watchmen
The Goonies
Howard the Duck
The Crow
Avatar
Batman
Some of those I didn't recognize (shamefully, I must confess to not seeing the Alien egg at first blush...), but in addition I got:
Amadeus
Cast Away
Catch Me If You Can (wild guess; the mod suit high on the right next to the gnome - which I'm sure is something, but I don't know what)
Dracula
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Kill Bill
The Birds
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
The Lion King
The Matrix
The Professional
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Woodstock (I'm guessing here; white reverse Strat to the right of the Bubba Gump sign)
How the **** did I miss Cast Away? I guess it was too obvious being in the front. And since you mentioned them, I now see Lion King and Kill Bill. I wasn't sure of the poster, but yours seems correct. Which one is Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Edit: Nevermind, I see the vat now.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:14 pm
by AuthorTony
Two that I don't think were mentions:
12 Monkeys
Quicksilver Highway
