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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:51 pm
by dodint
40lbs is a ton of laundry. One week of laundry is 17lbs for me and I am twice your size

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:02 pm
by Freddy Rumsen
I do (at least) two loads of laundry a day.

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:09 pm
by willeyeam
TIL people weighed their laundry

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:23 pm
by tifosi77
Apparently mikey hasn't done laundry since July.

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:30 pm
by dodint
TIL people weighed their laundry
I pay by the pound, $1.50/per.

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:59 pm
by mikey
It's been about three weeks...I have enough of everything to go about 3-4 weeks and won't have to re-use much...maybe a couple of dress pants for outfit coordination...but I have clothes...

Well, I mean, not no mo' because my unmentionables are in the f*cking broke ass, joke ass washing machine...so it's freeball Saturday tomorrow...

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:41 pm
by NailedPenguin
prove it

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:53 am
by NTP66
Tank maintenance done, so now I get to sit back and relax.


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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:07 pm
by mikey
My grandfather had polyps...thankfully he got them removed before they became cancerous...

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:49 pm
by NTP66
r/IdiotsInCars is my new favorite sub.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:20 pm
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Rip in peace.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:08 pm
by meow
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:15 pm
by Morkle
The whole "omg what a savage!" for any joke really, is cringeworthy.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:30 pm
by NTP66
...do you and LBL think you're in the gear grinding thread?

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:46 pm
by NailedPenguin
Early sunday night, I did next to nothing all weekend, work from home tomorrow and I'm fixing to go to sleep before the sun goes down.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:47 pm
by Morkle
...do you and LBL think you're in the gear grinding thread?
I'm not gear grinding and this is a random thread.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:04 pm
by iamjs
so while I was away, somebody took the liberty of cutting my lawn. While this might sound like a good gesture, they only did half of it.

I'm kinda pissed... actually, I'm very pissed because a) why the **** would somebody cut half of a lawn, b) stay the **** off my lawn, and c) prior to leaving town, it was only two and a half days since I last cut it. Sure, I was away from early Friday and didn't get back until about half an hour ago, but when I left the grass was at a very reasonable length. So yes, it was maybe 5-6 days but even the spots that were uncut weren't high.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:07 pm
by MrKennethTKangaroo
like one of your neighbors cut it?

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:08 pm
by NTP66
...do you and LBL think you're in the gear grinding thread?
I'm not gear grinding and this is a random thread.
My bad, thought that's what you were doing. And while I have your attention, upgrade the board.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:22 pm
by iamjs
like one of your neighbors cut it?
don't think it's the neighbors beside me. I live in a row of townhouses where I'm the corner lot. The neighbors, who I'm on good terms with all of them, all pay some random dude to buzz the 10x10 patch in front of their front door. I'm thinking they didn't do it, mostly because the lot beside mine looks untouched, as does the one beside that one.

The group across the street uses a guy that kinda does a majority of the neighborhood. He has come to me before about their service, and I told them I wasn't paying $100/month to cut the corner lot that is maybe a 30 ft triangle. Everybody across the street uses him. If I were a gambling man, I would say it was his crew. He has made some shitty comments to me before even after 2-3 days of not cutting my grass. Typically I cut it after 5-6 days providing it hasn't rained. If it gets past that point, I wait for the first dry day, so it's not like there are waist-high weeds. They might be slightly past ankle high at their worst day.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:43 pm
by Morkle
Sounds like you should spike your yard with iron rods and let their mowers hit it.

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:24 pm
by AuthorTony
so while I was away, somebody took the liberty of cutting my lawn. While this might sound like a good gesture, they only did half of it.

I'm kinda pissed... actually, I'm very pissed because a) why the **** would somebody cut half of a lawn, b) stay the **** off my lawn, and c) prior to leaving town, it was only two and a half days since I last cut it. Sure, I was away from early Friday and didn't get back until about half an hour ago, but when I left the grass was at a very reasonable length. So yes, it was maybe 5-6 days but even the spots that were uncut weren't high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaWOIJi9zvs

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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:23 am
by Lemon Berry Lobster
...do you and LBL think you're in the gear grinding thread?
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:42 am
by llipgh2
Held the elevator at work today for a woman who could barely walk. She apologized for walking so slowly, I said that was ok, she didn't need to apologize.

She proceeded to tell me she desperately needs a dual hip replacement. But her insurer (Aetna) has denied her claim twice, claiming all she needed was physical therapy. Her doctor keeps fighting with Aetna. She said he told her that her hips were the worst he's seen in all his years of practice. He had her get second and third opinions, just to boost her chances of getting the surgery. She did, they concurred with the first doctor.

This poor woman can barely walk. I hate insurance companies.

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:48 am
by AuthorTony
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45174382

Fess up, men. Which of you would piss in public?