Randomness Dos

[mac5155]

Wedding update.

There were 5 (five!) toasts.
Dad of the bride
Matron of honor
Maid of honor
Best man
Bridesmaid sister

[DigitalGypsy66]

Dead animal in the walls at work. Who the F do I call for this? We're not 100% sure where it is but have a general idea...

We had an infestation of racoons in our building, so we had to call a wildlife disposal/trapping company. They handled the dead ones in the walls as well as traps for the live ones.

[Kane]

Wedding update.

There were 5 (five!) toasts.
Dad of the bride
Matron of honor
Maid of honor
Best man
Bridesmaid sister

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

[Kane]

Oh, hey. That evaded the filter. Baller.

[mikey]

Sounds like a Michael Scott wedding...

[Dickie Dunn]

Bridesmaid sister sounds jaded that she wasn’t the maid of honor so **** you I’m giving a speech anyways.

[Gaucho]

[Beveridge]

Someone will say cats could be seeing eye cats like dogs for humans forgetting that the cat in that situation would lead the human right into traffic.

[shafnutz05]

Bridesmaid sister sounds jaded that she wasn’t the maid of honor so **** you I’m giving a speech anyways.

There was a video a few years ago of the stereotypical maid of honor speech. It's incredible how alike they all sound.

"AND I KNOW, THAT JEFFREY IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, AND YOU TWO WILL LIVE YOUR HAPPILY EVER AFTER. LET'S RAISE A TOAST TO MR. AND MRS. SMITH!"

[count2infinity]

“For those of you who don’t know me...”

Every single time.

[shafnutz05]

“For those of you who don’t know me...”

Every single time.

It's also amazing how alike the voices sound too. Inflection and everything.

[Freddy Rumsen]

[willeyeam]

And who could forget the trip to Ocean City? *giggle* *insert inside joke reference*

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

What are Bang energy drinks? I happened to see them in our break room's vending machine. They say they have creatine and aminos... so are they like muscle bro energy drinks?

All you need to know about bang is that it works really really well and you should never drink it

[count2infinity]

What are Bang energy drinks? I happened to see them in our break room's vending machine. They say they have creatine and aminos... so are they like muscle bro energy drinks?

All you need to know about bang is that it works really really well and you should never drink it

Works really well to do what? Pick me up?

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

Yes. It is “sugar free” too so I guess that means it’s healthier, too? But the zip you get after drinking it is a little too addicting.

[count2infinity]

Ah. I see. Good to know it works should I ever need it.

[willeyeam]

They have pretty hot chicks that promote it

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

They have pretty hot chicks that promote it

I thought that was strictly the domain of Red Bull

I’ll officially fly the mission accomplished banner when I see the first post pandemic set of chicks walking around giving away cans of heart palpitation inducing red bull

[willeyeam]

Times have changed since we were in college

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

G fuel >>>> bang

[Gaucho]

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[the wicked child]

Is twitter embedding broken for anyone else? I can click on the link to see the tweet, but it is not rendering in the post like it's supposed to.

[dodint]

Yup. Doesn't work in Pro Silver anymore.

I kind of like it.

[genoscoif]

Bridesmaid sister sounds jaded that she wasn’t the maid of honor so **** you I’m giving a speech anyways.

There was a video a few years ago of the stereotypical maid of honor speech. It's incredible how alike they all sound.

"AND I KNOW, THAT JEFFREY IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, AND YOU TWO WILL LIVE YOUR HAPPILY EVER AFTER. LET'S RAISE A TOAST TO MR. AND MRS. SMITH!"

One of the things I'm most proud of that I've done was the best man speech I wrote for my brother-in-law. I'm not one to heap praise on myself, but I effin nailed that ish. Every female cried. The bride and groom cried. My parents cried. It was great. People came up to me all night talking about it........it's kind of a shame I was married for it. There was only one person that didn't like it...

Right before we were introduced at the reception, the DJ came over and asked me and the maid of honor who'd be going first with the speeches. I said that my speech was a bit long, so it might be better if I went second. I've known this girl for a very long time, and a speechwriter she ain't. She originally agreed to go first, but then was all like 'omg like I'm so nervous. Can you go first?' My wife had been standing there and tried 'hey, elle, it might be better to get it out of the way' while giving me a look of 'oh no'. She'd heard my speech about 10 times over the previous 5 days. DJ gave us the 'come on, guys', and I caved.

After my toast, the DJ introduced her and she literally stood up and said 'Yeah, so, um I didn't write anything like that. For those that don't know me....................that apartment in Edinboro..............so happy for you.........'. After we could get up from the table and walk around, she came up to me and straight punched me in the chest.