Randomness Dos

[shoeshine boy]

all toddlers are from Hell.

[NTP66]

My toddler never did anything like that on a plane, and I never would have allowed it to continue like this mini clown's parent did.

[dodint]

Not depicted: Parents from hell. Flight attendant from hell.

[NTP66]

^Yes

[meow]

Yeah that baby is the least to blame. There should be in prison. It’s probably best for the kid long term anyway

[faftorial]

That looks like dodint's version of hell.

[NTP66]

To be fair, I think everyone would consider this hell.

[nocera]

"Hey, can you please not let your child do that?"

And if they say no, "Excuse me, flight attendant, could you handle this?"

[eddy]

I have no issues with the kid and parents being thrown out of the plane without parachutes.

[NTP66]

That's a little extreme, lol.

[eddy]

Fine, give the kid a parachute

[DigitalGypsy66]

Speaking of toddlers on airplanes:

Wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. was removed from a flight out of Miami on Sunday morning after police were called to the airport.

A statement from the Miami-Dade Police Department said officers were dispatched to a “medical emergency” at Miami International Airport. Beckham, who is a free agent, appeared to be “coming in and out of consciousness” as flight attendants tried to wake him to fasten his seat belt before departure, police said.

“Fearing that Mr. Beckham was seriously ill, and that his condition would worsen through the expected 5 hour flight, the attendants called for police and fire rescue,” police said in a statement. “Upon the officers’ arrival, the flight crew asked Mr. Beckham several times to exit the aircraft, which he refused. The aircraft was deplaned, at which time Mr. Beckham was asked by the officers to exit the plane, and did so without incident.”

Police added that Beckham, 30, was escorted to an area of the terminal “where he made other arrangements.” There was no indication Beckham was cited for the incident.

In response to a request for comment, American Airlines stated one of its planes “returned to the gate before takeoff due to a customer failing to follow crew member instructions and refusing to fasten their seatbelt.” The customer, not identified by the airline, was said to have been removed, after which the flight departed approximately two hours later than scheduled.

After the incident, Beckham shared several comments on Twitter, including: “Never in my life have I experienced what just happened to me … I’ve seen it alll.”

Beckham added “comedy hr.” in another tweet, with a crying-with-laughter emoji.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2 ... ami-plane/

[Gaucho]

[dodint]

Yes, we know.

[DigitalGypsy66]

The Pepsi-Harrier contest lawsuit documentary is now on Netflix, fwiw. I haven't watched it yet, but it sounds compelling...

[eddy]

The Pepsi-Harrier contest lawsuit documentary is now on Netflix, fwiw. I haven't watched it yet, but it sounds compelling...

First 2 episodes are good, but I really dislike how they recast actors to tell some of the story. Also, just about everyone is annoying. I thought I'd be a bigger fan of this John Leonard person, but he comes across as an entitled ***** white boy. His mom is nuts and I appreciate that.

[mikey]

Yeah, they're really milking these things...this is an 80 minute doc tops. I don't need a bunch of episodes and all of this nonsense...I just wanted to get the story, not a series of unrelated nonsense...it went from funny anecdote/trivia to a Grandpa Simpson story...

"So I went to the Pepsi offices with an onion tied to my belt as was the style at the time..."

[shafnutz05]

I left the TV on Fox after the game.... Apparently Jerry O'Connell is hosting Pictionary in syndication now?

[nocera]

Pictionary is a show? Win, Lose, or Draw is pissed.

[tifosi77]

Yeah, they're really milking these things...this is an 80 minute doc tops. I don't need a bunch of episodes and all of this nonsense...I just wanted to get the story, not a series of unrelated nonsense...

Have you watched any of the myriad other docu-dramas on Netflix in the last couple years? This is their MO now. They take a mildly interesting story and milk half a season of programming out of it. And even the ones that could merit a 5-hour story treatment are sometimes undone by the dramatic reenactments.

[RonnieFranchise]

I hear next year they will do a docudrama on an overzealous moderator on a hockey message board and a brave crew of intrepid souls who split off and started their own.

[DigitalGypsy66]

I'd watch that.

[willeyeam]

I'd watch the sequel in ten years where they fix the quotes

[faftorial]

I haven't had a haircut since early April and had it cut at 1/2" today.

Feels good.

[Shyster]