Randomness Dos

[shafnutz05]

Agreed, that was great. Why can't you ever post funny stuff like that?

[Viva la Ben]

Marvel should do a super villain origin movie for thanos.

[meecrofilm]

So those "bot" scripts are always good, but someone actually made graphic novel illustrations to a bot-produced batman script, and man if it doesn't really put it over the top.

[MR25]

"Batman looks around for his parents... but they are still dead"

[mac5155]

So something weird is happening this weekend at my parents house.

Back story. I had a great uncle who was apparently a drunken sailor (literally in the Navy) and he liked to get promiscuous with women from Port to Port. He settled down later in life and had a wife, 2 kids, until she left him, took the kids, and sent him into a downward mental health spiral. He died about 10 years ago around age 75.

My aunt (dad's sister) started looking online to reconnect to his kids, who are around the same age (late 50s). She found them via one of those 23 and Me DNA tests.

Oh yeah. And she found his third kid. To a random woman/one night stand in California. This third kid now lives in Cleveland.

So my aunt adds this person on Facebook... And starts talking to her. She figures out the back story. The woman knew her father wasn't really her biological one, and I guess her mother recently died and took the true identity of him to the grave. Until now. So my aunt and this woman (her newest cousin) are talking and planning to come hang out at my parents house... And the woman is going to stay overnight there.

My moms kinda weirded out by the whole thing and I can't say I blame her. But my dad thinks it's so awesome. Frankly I don't know why she doesn't just want get a hotel down the road for 80 bucks a night... But yeah.

[tifosi77]

My mom had a kid when she was a teenager and gave him up for adoption. He tracked her down using old gumshoe methods when I was 17. So for Christmas my senior year of high school, I got an older brother, a sister-in-law, and a nephew.

[mikey]

You send your DNA into the internet and then question the decisions made thereafter...?

[mac5155]

You send your DNA into the internet and then question the decisions made thereafter...?

I did no such thing.. My aunt did.

[AuthorTony]

I did no such thing.. My aunt did.

Now you're in the database too. So um, don't rape or kill anyone.

[mac5155]

Too late

Wait wut

[NTP66]

Delete that last post.

[shafnutz05]

I was standing at my kitchen sink when suddenly a gigantic wasp dropped down from the screen above the valance right into my face. That might be the closest I've ever come to having a coronary event.

[meecrofilm]

I was standing at my kitchen sink when suddenly a gigantic wasp dropped down from the screen above the valance right into my face. That might be the closest I've ever come to having a coronary event.

Please use the spoiler tag for upsetting content, that's what it's there for.

[Freddy Rumsen]

Great thread

[dodint]

Yeah, that was really interesting, thanks.

[blackjack68]

Who was loving this song the other day? This should make up for the "PompleMESS" version.

[shafnutz05]

That looks like the actual Tears for Fears guy... Is it? I'm on mobile

[DigitalGypsy66]

Yes, that's Ted Yoder on the hammered dulcimer and Curt Smith and another member of Tears for Fears.

Great version of a great song.

[blackjack68]

That looks like the actual Tears for Fears guy... Is it? I'm on mobile

I wouldn’t do you dirty Shad.

However Roland Orzabal was not available.

[DigitalGypsy66]

Weird. The mobile version (which I saw earlier, before I commented) had no info on it. The desktop version has the info I posted lol. I swear it wasn't there earlier.

[Dickie Dunn]

That would be Psych guest star Curt Smith.

[Ad@m]

This is great

Man plays one last prank by pre-recording a message for his funeral: 'Let me out!'

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/funeral ... 58998.html

[NTP66]

That would be Psych guest star Curt Smith.

I posted the clip of it last night but now see that it didn't actually post.

[Gaucho]

[Kane]