Randomness Dos

MR25
Posts: 18474
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:58 pm
Location: Gamehendge

Randomness Dos

Postby MR25 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:05 am

I didn't know @slappybrown posted on Reddit:
I lived in an apartment with a roommate. We had neighbors who would throw crazy parties pretty frequently often times during the week. One day my roommate who had to be awake early had enough and decided to piss on a metal pizza pan and stick it in the freezer. After a crazy party he pulled the pan out, and flipped it upside down giving him a frozen disc of piss, he then slid that disc under their door where it would melt on their fully carpeted entry way. Woke up to them shouting at the people who crashed there about who pissed on the floor what the **** was wrong with them. Wish I could say they toned down their parties, but they didn't and eventually got evicted.

slappybrown
Posts: 16580
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:19 pm
Location: Lifelong Alabama Football Fan

Randomness Dos

Postby slappybrown » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:47 am

I didn't know @slappybrown posted on Reddit:
I lived in an apartment with a roommate. We had neighbors who would throw crazy parties pretty frequently often times during the week. One day my roommate who had to be awake early had enough and decided to piss on a metal pizza pan and stick it in the freezer. After a crazy party he pulled the pan out, and flipped it upside down giving him a frozen disc of piss, he then slid that disc under their door where it would melt on their fully carpeted entry way. Woke up to them shouting at the people who crashed there about who pissed on the floor what the **** was wrong with them. Wish I could say they toned down their parties, but they didn't and eventually got evicted.
While I certainly am 5AF’s #1 fan, this is a @Corvidae creation.

mikey
Posts: 42243
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:58 pm
Location: More of a before-rehab friend...
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby mikey » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:49 am

First place...

Image

Silentom
Posts: 18138
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:00 pm
Location: NTP66 lied about watching the game.
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby Silentom » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:50 am

You need a different job.

mikey
Posts: 42243
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:58 pm
Location: More of a before-rehab friend...
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby mikey » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:53 am

@dodint is the government hiring...?

dodint
Posts: 59158
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:39 pm
Location: Cheer up, bіtch!
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby dodint » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:55 am

Fill out this form in triplicate...

Lemon Berry Lobster
Posts: 15363
Joined: Fri May 22, 2015 3:13 pm
Location: dodint is a millennial

Randomness Dos

Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:58 am

First place...

Image
What are you using, Win95??

Silentom
Posts: 18138
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:00 pm
Location: NTP66 lied about watching the game.
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby Silentom » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:04 pm

prosilver is the superior theme.

mikey
Posts: 42243
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:58 pm
Location: More of a before-rehab friend...
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby mikey » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:06 pm

Yeah, seriously. I don't want that piercing way-too-white, contrast disaster...

dodint
Posts: 59158
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:39 pm
Location: Cheer up, bіtch!
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby dodint » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:08 pm

Yes.

Silentom
Posts: 18138
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:00 pm
Location: NTP66 lied about watching the game.
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby Silentom » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:18 pm

The spin people put on names to make them different cracks me up.

Cortni.

Lemon Berry Lobster
Posts: 15363
Joined: Fri May 22, 2015 3:13 pm
Location: dodint is a millennial

Randomness Dos

Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:20 pm

La-a (LaDasha)

dodint
Posts: 59158
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:39 pm
Location: Cheer up, bіtch!
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby dodint » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:22 pm

LaTaca?

willeyeam
Posts: 39562
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:49 pm
Location: hodgepodge of nothingness

Randomness Dos

Postby willeyeam » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:23 pm

J'kmnop

"Noel"

Silentom
Posts: 18138
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:00 pm
Location: NTP66 lied about watching the game.
Contact:

Randomness Dos

Postby Silentom » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:24 pm

:lol:

Lemon Berry Lobster
Posts: 15363
Joined: Fri May 22, 2015 3:13 pm
Location: dodint is a millennial

Randomness Dos

Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:36 pm

Image

AuthorTony
Posts: 8950
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:18 am

Randomness Dos

Postby AuthorTony » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:39 pm

That's a satirical twitter account.

CBear3
Posts: 7663
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:02 pm
Location: KC, MO

Randomness Dos

Postby CBear3 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:55 pm

Does the yahoo article actually exist though?

shafnutz05
Posts: 50377
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:27 pm
Location: A moron or a fascist...but not both.

Randomness Dos

Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:56 pm

That's a satirical twitter account.
lol, and one of the few that never fail to crack me up.
The medical profession have always been fat-shamers.

They actually threatened to kill this woman if she didn’t lose weight in one year.

How is this even legal?
And not surprisingly, scores of idiots think it's a genuine person and their responses and DMs are hilarious.

nocera
Posts: 41732
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:47 am
Location: He/Him

Randomness Dos

Postby nocera » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:03 pm

https://www.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/

It's depressing how many people don't understand satire.

NTP66
Posts: 60740
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:00 pm
Location: FUCΚ! Even in the future nothing works.

Randomness Dos

Postby NTP66 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:37 pm

La-a (LaDasha)
I actually know a La-a. :lol: She’s very nice.

CBear3
Posts: 7663
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:02 pm
Location: KC, MO

Randomness Dos

Postby CBear3 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:58 pm

The yahoo article does in fact exist.

Lemon Berry Lobster
Posts: 15363
Joined: Fri May 22, 2015 3:13 pm
Location: dodint is a millennial

Randomness Dos

Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:47 pm

Had some random necrobump a tweet of mine from December 2012. Creepy.

llipgh2
Posts: 3658
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:42 pm
Location: Looking into the Italian citizenship option...

Randomness Dos

Postby llipgh2 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:32 am

Just found out one of my Indian co-workers has contracted typhoid fever. Wow. He's in Chennai, but goes home to a remote village every weekend, that's where his family is.

Lemon Berry Lobster
Posts: 15363
Joined: Fri May 22, 2015 3:13 pm
Location: dodint is a millennial

Randomness Dos

Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:33 am

You work with Stan too?

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: dodint, faftorial, Google [Bot], mikey, MrKennethTKangaroo and 119 guests