Randomness Dos

[dodint]

Okay. Sorry man, hope some kids thought it was funny to steal it and it turns up intact behind a Walmart.

[mac5155]

It's a wonder Penske doesn't have GPS tags on all their equipment.

[mac5155]

Hey, maybe insurance will reimburse everything with new replacements and haul/ unload it for them too? Lemons=lemonade

[Shyster]

you've done your homework. but there has to be some sort of metric applied to account for normal people who don't fart with impunity sitting nanometers away from strangers

For a one- two- or maybe even three-hour flight, I'm going to be polite and try to hold in any gas. But six hours? I'm tooting away. I learned from South Park that if you hold in your farts too long, you'll spontaneously combust.

[Ad@m]

the clock works

[NTP66]

you've done your homework. but there has to be some sort of metric applied to account for normal people who don't fart with impunity sitting nanometers away from strangers

For a one- two- or maybe even three-hour flight, I'm going to be polite and try to hold in any gas. But six hours? I'm tooting away. I learned from South Park that if you hold in your farts too long, you'll spontaneously combust.

Man, I don't even use the bathroom on a 6 hour flight unless I'm at the point of no return.

[MR25]

the clock works

I don't believe you

[mikey]

Clock tease...?


Edit: oh snap, it works. The board is tracking towards functional. These are exciting times...

[count2infinity]

Bluehost did an upgrade on their servers... Kicksave did nothing.

[NTP66]

Source of the postKicksave did nothing.

As is tradition.

[Silentom]

fuuuuuuuuuudge. my sis in law and her husband had their whole lives in a rental moving truck that was stolen outside their hotel last night. and their car was also attached to it. and a baby is on the way in a few months. bad times.

but if you're in tennessee and see a penske truck towing a car with a driver sporting horns, tail and hoofs, let me know.

Damn that sucks. Hope it works out for them.

[CBear3]

The serving size for powdered sugar donettes is 4, while the serving size for chocolate frosted donettes is 3. That's some BS right there.

[Freddy Rumsen]

#racist

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

THUNDER FEEL THE THUNDER

LIGHTNING AND THE THUNDER THUNDERTHUNDERTHUNDER

[Silentom]

stahp

pls

[Willie Kool]

[tifosi77]

you've done your homework. but there has to be some sort of metric applied to account for normal people who don't fart with impunity sitting nanometers away from strangers

For a one- two- or maybe even three-hour flight, I'm going to be polite and try to hold in any gas. But six hours? I'm tooting away. I learned from South Park that if you hold in your farts too long, you'll spontaneously combust.

Man, I don't even use the bathroom on a 6 hour flight unless I'm at the point of no return.

True or false: I did not use the restroom a single time on the 17-hour flight from SFO-SIN.

[Silentom]

Dear lord I hope that is false.

[shafnutz05]

Yup, that sounds like torture to me. Even if you are purposely dehydrating yourself prior to the trip (which seems very unhealthy in preparation for a trip around the world), that would still be a stretch.

[Viva la Ben]

What are yinz wearing diapers?

[count2infinity]

Just pee in a bottle at your seat like a normal person...

[shafnutz05]

I would be skeptical of weird stuff like this, but then I think about all of those degenerates on 4chan that keep piss jugs in their room so they don't have to leave the room.

[NTP66]

you've done your homework. but there has to be some sort of metric applied to account for normal people who don't fart with impunity sitting nanometers away from strangers

For a one- two- or maybe even three-hour flight, I'm going to be polite and try to hold in any gas. But six hours? I'm tooting away. I learned from South Park that if you hold in your farts too long, you'll spontaneously combust.

Man, I don't even use the bathroom on a 6 hour flight unless I'm at the point of no return.

True or false: I did not use the restroom a single time on the 17-hour flight from SFO-SIN.

I hope that's false. I think 6 hours is doable, though not preferable, but 17 hours would be insane.

[Viva la Ben]

I see so many discarded piss jugs along the road. One could potentially make a travel log photo book Piss jugs across America

[tifosi77]

It is in fact true. And in the flight I consumed probably six glasses of wine (maybe more), two beers, an orange juice, and two bottles of water. Yay me.