Randomness Dos

[Troy Loney]

Dope

[Gaucho]

this one's for @NAN

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

this one's for @NAN

I feel like this applies to me too. I don’t mean this as a gloat but I’m the gassiest person I know

[Gaucho]

tmi

[faftorial]

Man, I am pissed off by that!

[Gaucho]

Man, I am pissed off by that!

You mean Pharoa passing away? Yes.

[faftorial]

Man, I am pissed off by that!

You mean Pharoa passing away? Yes.

Yes, that, but more that as a "tall" I'm being excluded from that tweet.

[dodint]

I had a good day anyway.

[shafnutz05]

Dope

Someone is inevitably going to create a GPS dong that stretches from coast to coast. I have faith.

[Troy Loney]

Yeah, a giant penis

[Gaucho]

So Elon?

[Ad@m]

Would you?

@Shyster

[Gaucho]

not sure he deserves a second chance

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

5 second rule doesn’t take into account stickiness factor. Ice cream scoops the dirt up like a magnet

[mikey]

Well, nothing about the five second rule makes sense...it's not how long something is on the floor, most things are picked up in less time than that, it's how much surface area it touched and what it touched...

If they dropped it into cow **** for 0.34 seconds, they're moving on with life...but if he dropped it on a sterile kitchen counter for 90 seconds, they're not even gonna bother wiping it off...

I never really understood the concept of the five-second rule...

[Shyster]

That's a nope for me.

[robbiestoupe]

Well, nothing about the five second rule makes sense...it's not how long something is on the floor, most things are picked up in less time than that, it's how much surface area it touched and what it touched...

If they dropped it into cow **** for 0.34 seconds, they're moving on with life...but if he dropped it on a sterile kitchen counter for 90 seconds, they're not even gonna bother wiping it off...

I never really understood the concept of the five-second rule...

It was a good mythbusters episode at least

[meow]

Can a bar of soap get dirty?

[mikey]

"Puttin a raw bar of soap in between ya butt cheeks & all this."

[shafnutz05]

Holy ****, something really bizarre and somewhat terrifying happened as this storm was approaching. Our power started dimming, but it was pulsing in beat with a loud pulsing sound I could hear coming from the family center complex behind our neighborhood.

I look out the window, and there is a bright white light flashing with the beat from the same direction. My neighbors were outside and had a better view to the west. They said it was eerie looking.

After roughly a minute, the pulsing abruptly stopped and the power went back to normal. Another friend at the back of the neighborhood (not an irrational person) thought aliens were landing for a moment. The power is out south of 741 and the neighborhood text is abuzz.

The weirdest thing? No fire whistle or sirens. Usually with these storms, if there's an outage nearby you are going to hear the fire whistle. I'm still wondering WTF happened.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

When the storms rolled through here, the thunder sounded more like explosions occurring in quick succession. Didn't have any weird power issues though.

[shafnutz05]

Got this text from neighbor with better line of sight.

It was bizarre & terrifying...the whole area behind the development was lit very bright white with a weird buzzing sound. We went on our front step & with the pulsing all of the lights in the development were dimming...

[skullman80]

It was the opening to the upside down.

[shafnutz05]

It was the opening to the upside down.

No joke, it was legit like I was in a small town with a secret government facility going haywire 3/4 mile away. And like I said, the absence of any fire call or sirens is almost alarming

[mikey]

When my house got struck by lightning, in addition to frying electronics and making them play some really odd sounds, there was this mystifying white light that worked itself inside the house for a few seconds...it was bizarre and indescribable...