Randomness Dos

[shafnutz05]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... e-car.html

Massive Huntsman spider appears in the car while woman is driving.

She was so terrified that she had the presence of mind to film it and post it on social media, while driving.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Yep, not staged at all.

[NTP66]

It's Australia. Those people have no **** left to give.

[Silentom]

It's Australia. Those people have no **** left to give.

u wot m8?

[llipgh2]

Interesting article about JFK's health woes. In particular, his bad back. And how his bad back may have prevented him from surviving the assassination.

I didn't realize how sickly he was.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/22/health/jf ... index.html

[meow]

In-laws show up today for 5 days. If you don't hear from me again, you'll know why. It was nice knowing you all - especially you slap.

[Silentom]

In-laws show up today for 5 days. If you don't hear from me again, you'll know why. It was nice knowing you all - especially you slap.

Damn that's rough.

[eddy]

Source of the post In-laws show up today for 5 days. If you don't hear from me again, you'll know why. It was nice knowing you all - especially you slap.

you should get some hallucinogens just to make things interesting.

[Freddy Rumsen]

Mike Leach on Wedding Preparation.

This man could not make a more accurate statement.

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status ... 5894296577

[NTP66]

Reddit is all-in on this Net Neutrality battle (as we all should be).

[NTP66]

Mike Leach on Wedding Preparation.

This man could not make a more accurate statement.

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status ... 5894296577

Outstanding.

[meow]

Mike Leach is a gawt dang American hero.

[NTP66]

That entire speech is precisely why my wife and I eloped. Zero regrets.

[columbia]

The secret sauce was to take the whole week off.

[eddy]

while funny, it seems like he's in a miserable relationship. I had nothing but good experiences planning for my wedding with all my family and it was an amazing day!

[meow]

I need some of the c-dawg secret sauce

[Freddy Rumsen]

while funny, it seems like he's in a miserable relationship. I had nothing but good experiences planning for my wedding with all my family and it was an amazing day!

#hackedbywife

[NTP66]

r/shittysuperpowers/ may be my new favorite sub. "Skeleportation: your skeleton can teleport. The rest of you cannot. "

[shmenguin]

In-laws show up today for 5 days. If you don't hear from me again, you'll know why. It was nice knowing you all - especially you slap.

"Hey meow, we stopped by the store on the drive over. There are still plenty of turkeys available. Thoughts?"

"I miss the smell of a roasting turkey."

"I'm just saying, my plate just doesn't look complete"

[Factorial]

Roving turkey gangs terrorize suburbs across America:






https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/ani ... ge%2Fstory

[columbia]

#revenge

[NTP66]

#FreeDinner

[blackjack68]

Roving turkey gangs terrorize suburbs across America:






https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/ani ... ge%2Fstory

This just in, five turkeys have been charged with sexual harassment in suburban America.

[slappybrown]

In-laws show up today for 5 days. If you don't hear from me again, you'll know why. It was nice knowing you all - especially you slap.

[meow]

In-laws show up today for 5 days. If you don't hear from me again, you'll know why. It was nice knowing you all - especially you slap.

"Hey meow, we stopped by the store on the drive over. There are still plenty of turkeys available. Thoughts?"

"I miss the smell of a roasting turkey."

"I'm just saying, my plate just doesn't look complete"

I'm starting to think my aggressive anti-turkey stance is an unconscious effort to irritate my in-laws