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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:24 pm

Speaking of two rednecks...
This statement rarely ends well.

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Postby NTP66 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:40 pm

This is so stupid, but so funny.


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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:26 pm

My wife just called--we just had a state trooper stop by the house. Why, you ask?

Our neighbors across the street reported that a package was stolen off their front porch. Now mind you, they do not have video surveillance. The officer also confirmed to my wife that this was a one-time "incident". The missing item is...wait for it...a license plate cover.

Now, if this happened to you, wouldn't you contact the seller first? Or perhaps check with your neighbors (we all know each other well) to see if it was delivered to their house? If this is literally the first time this has ever happened, don't you think calling in the police is a little absurd?

My wife told him that we have had literally hundreds of packages delivered over the last year or two and have never, ever had one missing. This includes expensive items that have sat in my driveway for hours. We live in a very safe neighborhood.

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Postby CBear3 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:29 pm

Those crazy Amish on Rumspringa.

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Postby the wicked child » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:31 pm

So how's your new license plate cover?

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Postby mikey » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:39 pm

Ned stole it.

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Postby NTP66 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:10 pm

Got ‘emmmm.

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Postby eddy » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:29 am

Doctors discover four live bees feeding on tears inside woman’s eye

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... womans-eye

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Postby Gaucho » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:49 am

:scared:

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Postby shafnutz05 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:00 am

Sweat bees are annoying as ****.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:00 am

Also, whoa:

http://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/26 ... rdy-record
A professional sports bettor is dominating "Jeopardy!"

James Holzhauer won $110,914 during the episode that aired Tuesday, the most ever on a single day in the popular game show's 35-year history, according to a news release from the TV program. The previous single-day mark was $77,000, set on Sept. 14, 2010, by Roger Craig.

A daily sports betting news and information show (6-7 p.m. ET, ESPNEWS) that aims to better serve the millions of sports fans who participate in sports wagering and help educate general sports fans with in-depth analysis. Watch »

Holzhauer has won $244,365 during his four-day streak, also a record, and many in the "Jeopardy!" community think it's only the beginning for the 34-year-old Las Vegas family man.

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:10 am

I watched last night. He also has the habit of picking categories from bottom to top, amassing all the money early, always betting a true daily double.

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Postby eddy » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:51 am

Source of the post always betting a true daily double.
my man

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Postby meow » Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:13 am

If believe we discussed this before, but do you tip a dog groomer? If so, how much?

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Postby blackjack68 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:17 am

Not if they are the owner

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Postby mikey » Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:44 pm

So here's a goofball thing...

Last Saturday, I'm gonna have a day...check out an apartment, spend some time in the sun throwing the football around, then get some dinner and some drinks and then go out and get absolutely waffled...

So I get a little clean up shave in with my electric trimmer...make sure things are nice and orderly, eh? So, I do that. I put my razor down in the exact same place I always do. To the right of my sink against the wall, where there's ample room for razors and hair products and coconut oil and whatever else I have up there...

So, I come back later in the afternoon because I'm gonna shower up after being outside. I walk into my apartment and my razor is in my sink...so I'm like "hmm, that's queer..." and I put it back where it belongs and move on with my life.

This morning I go to grab it to shave up before the playoffs start because I'm not sure what I'm gonna do this year if I'm gonna go no-shave again for the Pens or what...I go to switch it on and it don't work...so I plug it into the charger and it doesn't even react...

So the thing is just dead, but I don't get how or why...did it kill itself? Just jump to its death? It's not close enough, even allowing for it roll somehow, to the sink to roll in...so even if I set it down perfectly wrong, it would need to gain momentum and like 2.5 times around to get into the sink from where I put it. Did someone break in and just smash my razor and then steal nothing...? Is my place inhabited by a bearded ghost?

Weird stuff. I went bought another razor today and that's that...but still, seems like an unnecessary thing to happen...

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Postby llipgh2 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:39 pm

Woke up with a horrible sinus headache this am. It went away about 2 hours after I was awake, so all good. Or so I thought.

I was at the gym when a woman who must have DRENCHED herself in perfume got on the stairmaster beside me. I was almost finished, so I stuck it out. Now my sinuses are killing me again.

Do people not realize how much perfume/cologne they wear? I get it when someone is a smoker, their sense of smell is compromised (not that I like it any better). But seriously, smell yourself before you leave the house. If you leave a vapor trail, you're wearing too much.

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:27 pm

What kind of dadhole puts perfume on to go to the gym?

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Postby iamjs » Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:03 pm

LA Fitness was notorious for that. I couldn't count the number of times I had to cut a run short because of somebody covered in perfume or a half can of Axe.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:11 pm

or a half can of Axe.
Did you at least say hi to dodint before you left?

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Postby dodint » Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:12 pm

Forced memes are dumb, bruh. Git gud.

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Postby robbiestoupe » Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:37 pm

Source of the post So here's a goofball thing...
I'm guessing the switch was halfway btwn on and off and you rested it on the switch. Eventually, the weight of the razor/gravity pushed the switch to on, it walked across the counter into the sink, and had a nice swim around in the sink until the battery went kaput.

Or it was aliens. Probably aliens

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Postby Cagsjr724 » Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:20 am

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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:20 am

I use a paintbrush to apply colonge

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Postby Viva la Ben » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:37 am

Starting at age 11, my cologne history goes from old spice-brut 33-drakkar noir-brut 33-old spice(swagger)

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